Why are you always hiring your friends??


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  • Julie Huebner
    Julie Huebner  13 hours back

    I love the Ross pillow! Also, would you guys consider playing an older game, like Dark Fall the Journal?

      WEEMEANSYES  1 days back

      Why'd you fire supermega?

      • Kyashi Tsuki
        Kyashi Tsuki  3 days back

        "aw you make such a cute anime girl...."
        -Dannnnnnnnnn 2019

        • ColaNotes
          ColaNotes  4 days back

          like is for dan talking abt his wine

          • SaruCharmed
            SaruCharmed  4 days back

            When is Phoenix Wright coming back? :(

            • Hol Your Horses
              Hol Your Horses  5 days back

              Now the just gotta beat the Space Lasagna

              • Jontman42
                Jontman42  5 days back

                Jesus I wish my hair curled like Dan's

                • BAZZiiiNGA
                  BAZZiiiNGA  6 days back

                  You need to hire the Groove Grumps guy to produce that on the channel. It’s fucking incredible.

                  • Aggieboy
                    Aggieboy  7 days back

                    What's Ross's twitch channel name?

                    • Finkster5
                      Finkster5  1 weeks back

                      I used to use the "if they're in my house" thing too, but if you think about it, insects existed long before we did, and it's more than likely that we came along and built our houses right in the middle of their natural habitat. So if anyone is intruding on anyone's property, it's more like it's us. The property thing is an excuse to make us feel less bad about killing a living thing, not that I wasn't just as guilty of falling back on it. And sure, I wouldn't expect people to be civil in every single situation (like when there's an infestation for example), but I think it's good to be honest with ourselves about what we do. Most of the time we kill bugs because they're an annoyance or an inconvenience to us, which doesn't seem too valid to me.

                      As for black widows, they're far less dangerous then they're made out to be, rarely ever lethal and incredibly docile and reluctant to bite as well.

                      • Melinda Strange
                        Melinda Strange  1 weeks back


                        • punkpossum
                          punkpossum  1 weeks back

                          okay it might be because I’m like, super stoned, but is it just me or does this lighting make dan look like a newborn baby

                          • aequa
                            aequa  2 weeks back

                            OMG Dan the black widow story definitely almost made me cry haha

                            • horohorosrin
                              horohorosrin  2 weeks back

                              Hear first notes of Hohoemi no Bakudan

                              • Rikusgirl001
                                Rikusgirl001  2 weeks back

                                RIP Portal Bathroom

                                • Inks Hermit
                                  Inks Hermit  2 weeks back

                                  Can't help out think of that video where someone uses a broom to kill a spider but a whole nest of tiny spiders disperses. It's scary thinking one day you might open Pandora's box

                                  • Tori Ruby
                                    Tori Ruby  2 weeks back

                                    Yall look really nice in this one (not that you don't always, but you know what I mean)

                                    • Wyatt Ehinger
                                      Wyatt Ehinger  2 weeks back

                                      9:12 I think there in some kind of time loop. Do you know what that is?

                                      • Sunbae ju
                                        Sunbae ju  2 weeks back

                                        Omg plz play yakuza 0 that would be amazing

                                        • trefrog
                                          trefrog  2 weeks back

                                          7:07 Toilet Princess

                                          • kernelPANIC
                                            kernelPANIC  2 weeks back

                                            I finally understand why Jon left. He didn’t want to be a part of this... From the current state of things, I would have done the same.

                                            • Spirit At Mach Speed
                                              Spirit At Mach Speed  2 weeks back

                                              I wasn't absolutely sure it was the same Borf from Respawn, but it's nice to know that it is.

                                              • Christina Edmunds
                                                Christina Edmunds  2 weeks back

                                                I'm sure this will get lost in a sea of comments, but would you guys ever consider hiring someone from another state/through an online process? I've recently got my first job as a software engineer and I would *love* for the opportunity to work with you guys.

                                                • wbkussmaul
                                                  wbkussmaul  2 weeks back

                                                  The new tool album so good.

                                                  • wbkussmaul
                                                    wbkussmaul  2 weeks back

                                                    I’ve never been one for business talk but I would love to sit down with Arin and just listen to him talk about it. He makes it seem so interesting. Plus hearing game grumps mechanics is cool.

                                                    • Nicole
                                                      Nicole  2 weeks back

                                                      wait..Arin drinks now? no judgement i mean I drink was just wondering. been out of the grumps loop for so long now.

                                                      • cryptic
                                                        cryptic  3 weeks back

                                                        this is great

                                                        • Thomas Light
                                                          Thomas Light  3 weeks back

                                                          Hey Dan, maybe you could give Arin that signed wine if he SUX YER DIIIIICK!

                                                          • Jessica Mooney
                                                            Jessica Mooney  3 weeks back

                                                            Hnnng y’all singing kiss from a rose makes me moist 👌🏻😂

                                                            • MW2366
                                                              MW2366  3 weeks back

                                                              It's like a time loop, do you know what that is?

                                                              ... I swear, Dan hasn't lost the feeling of straight hair... he keeps pullin' on his curls.

                                                              • Meigsmerlin
                                                                Meigsmerlin  3 weeks back

                                                                Ok the game jam bit got me too hard. The first few times dan kept asking i was like "alright this is their usual fare." But when arin turned around and brought it up again i burst out laughing

                                                                • Hermogeon
                                                                  Hermogeon  3 weeks back

                                                                  Game idea: Arin and Dan respond to each other 2 sentences behind.

                                                                  • Murpaderp
                                                                    Murpaderp  3 weeks back

                                                                    Lots of comments on title change, but what about the Arin thumb in the thumbnail?

                                                                    • bubls
                                                                      bubls  3 weeks back

                                                                      Dear Dan's squiggly strand of hair across his forehead, I love you.

                                                                      • lProN00bl
                                                                        lProN00bl  3 weeks back

                                                                        I'm surprised Arin can stop himself from screeching at the name newgrounds given how much he apparently hates the community he came from.

                                                                        • Sarah Cepeda
                                                                          Sarah Cepeda  3 weeks back

                                                                          “Toilet princess is coming back...”

                                                                          • Ed Boon
                                                                            Ed Boon  3 weeks back

                                                                            Dan talking about Tool and APC? I am complete.

                                                                            • Johnyliltoe
                                                                              Johnyliltoe  3 weeks back

                                                                              So there's a whole game making fun of Dan's dad's broken English. Ehhhhhhhhhhh....

                                                                              • Dane Maricic
                                                                                Dane Maricic  3 weeks back

                                                                                I want to see them react to PolyGrumps

                                                                                • Anthropomantic Fiend
                                                                                  Anthropomantic Fiend  3 weeks back

                                                                                  I rescue spiders whenever I find them in my house. But if they get on me, I WILL freak out.

                                                                                  • Greifchen
                                                                                    Greifchen  3 weeks back

                                                                                    Pleeeeease play more Pokemon! I was so sad when you stopped playing Snap ;_;

                                                                                    • wiredmindset
                                                                                      wiredmindset  3 weeks back

                                                                                      I haven't seen an answer to this, but for those wondering what Dan is drinking in these videos that he always manages to keep faced away from us, it's a bottle of The Mountain Valley spring water.

                                                                                      • Fabienne Selinger
                                                                                        Fabienne Selinger  3 weeks back

                                                                                        Heck I would hire my friends. But only the good ones. Like the ones who have money to invest in my non existing company

                                                                                        • Christy
                                                                                          Christy  3 weeks back

                                                                                          I was out of town when this happened

                                                                                          • Kayleigh Wukovich
                                                                                            Kayleigh Wukovich  3 weeks back

                                                                                            PleASE put Kiss From A Rose on the next under the covers album???

                                                                                            • Lachlan Wood
                                                                                              Lachlan Wood  3 weeks back

                                                                                              what's a game jam?

                                                                                              • Emily Haire
                                                                                                Emily Haire  3 weeks back

                                                                                                So if they're moving offices what's going to happen to the portal bathroom?

                                                                                                • alZiiHardstylez
                                                                                                  alZiiHardstylez  4 weeks back

                                                                                                  Black Widows are actually pretty mellow, you'd have to really fuck with it for it to actually bite you. They're scary looking, no doubt but you could put the ol' plastic container and envelope would do the trick.
                                                                                                  Source: Australian