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  • Ricky J.P.
    Ricky J.P.  4 days back

    368 complete and utter twats came here to watch him then "dislike". I fucking hate some human beings honest I do.

    • Jordi Vanderwaal
      Jordi Vanderwaal  2 weeks back

      Is it me or does Jimmy look hotter with that eyeliner on? :/ Anyway, it was the first time hearing most of these jokes (or almost all of them), so that's great. Because the compilations and videos I usually watch from him have jokes that he's said in other videos or shows.

      • Pearl Jade
        Pearl Jade  2 weeks back

        Jimmy Carr is such a crude, vulgar, rude man with no consideration for other people's feelings, and I love him

      • xoobo vola
        xoobo vola  2 weeks back

        Only the Michael Jackson fans put their hands up lol

        • tapdancerman
          tapdancerman  2 weeks back

          Jimmy's extreme blasphemy against our Lord Jesus was disgusting. And the audience laughed. Judgement is coming, and it's going to be eternal agony for many people. Repent & believe friends, while you still can.

          • Ratchet Gamer
            Ratchet Gamer  1 weeks back

            It was a joke dude, Calm down...

          • Quentin Meliard
            Quentin Meliard  2 weeks back

            I don't understand, Jimmy let jesus fuck him, not the other way around. If that's not a sign of respect i don't know what is

        • okow tina
          okow tina  2 weeks back

          "He's got medical insurance and Norton" - don't drink coffee while listening to Carr!

          • Aszhara
            Aszhara  2 weeks back

            Mother Theresa was a sadistic monster

            • Ratchet Gamer
              Ratchet Gamer  1 weeks back

              @xoobo vola no, because ketchup is refined etc

            • xoobo vola
              xoobo vola  2 weeks back

              If tomatoes are a fruit, would that make ketchup a smoothie?

          • GibsonLesPaul2273
            GibsonLesPaul2273  2 weeks back

            Only the Michael Jackson fans put their hands up lol

            • Guneet Singh
              Guneet Singh  2 weeks back

              For the longest time I assumed Jimmy was gay. Not joking.

              • okow tina
                okow tina  2 weeks back

                considering jesus christ a celebrity in your thumbnail is a rost in and of itself...

            • Novelette Townsend
              Novelette Townsend  2 weeks back

              This man is the wittiest fucker I ever see.very smart

              • Erik Cnating
                Erik Cnating  2 weeks back

                I still believe MJ is completely innocent.

                • Erik Cnating
                  Erik Cnating  2 weeks back

                  @cheekyboy5000 Sounds interesting🤔 Tell me more!

                • cheekyboy5000
                  cheekyboy5000  2 weeks back

                  I've got some life insurance policies I'd like to sell to you.

              • SteamierSpring
                SteamierSpring  2 weeks back

                2:55 technically they are hitting themselves

                • ExtrackterYT
                  ExtrackterYT  2 weeks back

                  _"He's got medical insurance and Norton"_ - don't drink coffee while listening to Carr!

                • AJP Streams
                  AJP Streams  2 weeks back

                  I'm like a 14 year old boy in a man's body...Not in a Michael Jackson way. 😂😂😂😂

                  • wnnalis cioov
                    wnnalis cioov  2 weeks back

                    Posh Spice stock joke....lmfao still.

                    • Yordan Krekmanski
                      Yordan Krekmanski  2 weeks back

                      Since the accident he's never looked back...
                      Jimmy is simply a class act... a f/*ing genious!

                      • uttaradit2
                        uttaradit2  2 days back

                        @Dom AGARIO paying tax

                      • Dom AGARIO
                        Dom AGARIO  2 weeks back

                        Yordan Krekmanski what accident?

                    • Barry Shitpeas
                      Barry Shitpeas  2 weeks back

                      Its still warm you fucking maniac xD

                      • Peter Smafield
                        Peter Smafield  2 weeks back

                        Using Jimmy Carr’s criteria regarding Michael Jackson’s funfair in his backyard show that he may have been pedophilia which by the way he wasn’t because the kids would have to have been under 12 years old in order for someone to be pedophilia. Older than that there simply, or maybe not so super defendant under point you, committing statutory rate i.e. an adult having sex with an adolescent. However, getting back to my main point, what about Walt Disney? I mean Walt Disney not only had an actual working steam locomotive pulling passenger cars around his home through tunnels and across bridges etc. Walt Disney built Disneyland which is definitely what pedophilia would have wanted to do as a magnet to draw kids and young people to his lair. Walt Disney could just have offered the kids a free pass for their entire family for a year if they would only whatever. And you know that a significant amount of kids would say “yeah!”


                        I’m not saying that Walt Disney was pedophilia. I’m just saying that the criteria to Jimmy Carr used his joke about Michael Jackson is a poor choice. Although it is funny.

                        • Purple Bulb Producions
                          Purple Bulb Producions  2 weeks back

                          I'd let my kids sleep at Michael Jackson's house. Those 2 guys are lieing he never touched them or any other kids. 100percent innocent, he actually helped thousands. Watch this and see https://youtu.be/CXOfz1YkWeA

                          • wnnalis cioov
                            wnnalis cioov  2 weeks back

                            He’s fast, he’s bitchy, and he wears too much make-up... Kinda reminds me of my ex-wife. Huh-huh-haaaa!!!

                        • Paul Houghton
                          Paul Houghton  2 weeks back

                          There's still so many ways this can play out you all need to think bigger .Proroguing parliament was never meant to work if he wanted that he wouldnt have give two weeks and allow time for counter manoeuvres. You may not agree with people like Boris and Trump but you really nee to stop thinking they are idiots neither are.

                          • miss B
                            miss B  2 weeks back

                            Are you commenting on the right video?

                        • Lakirra Lesbians Channel

                          If a keoran guy was allergic to his sandwich, then that's his fault for doing his shopping at dogs trust, sorry you fell sick to the filling but that's what you get for not correctly cracking the kneck the spanial in you're sandwich lol x

                          • Batman
                            Batman  2 weeks back

                            A very clever writer and performer. Him and Frankie Boyle are amazing together

                            • Grow For Less
                              Grow For Less  2 weeks back

                              If tomatoes are a fruit, would that make ketchup a smoothie?

                              • NewsThiefHat
                                NewsThiefHat  2 weeks back

                                Cool

                              • Grow For Less
                                Grow For Less  2 weeks back

                                @Trevor Philips thanks. Good talk.

                              • Trevor Philips
                                Trevor Philips  2 weeks back

                                @Grow For Less Ok? Good for you... I guess.

                              • Grow For Less
                                Grow For Less  2 weeks back

                                @Trevor Philips Peaches aren't a beverage either until you make them into one..

                            • ƬΉΣ PЯӨPΉΣƬ ӨF ЯΣΛᄂ ƧΉIƬ

                              Those drawings were cringy asf.

                              • Michel Schallenberg
                                Michel Schallenberg  2 weeks back

                                considering jesus christ a celebrity in your thumbnail is a rost in and of itself...

                                • Patrick Ancona
                                  Patrick Ancona  2 weeks back

                                  Anthony kedis is a massive cunt & a coxgobbler to boot

                                  • RaidZeroHero
                                    RaidZeroHero  2 weeks back

                                    Sometimes idk if he likes the ppl he’s talking about or just jokes. Nonetheless there’s funny

                                    • UKinQ8 Gaming
                                      UKinQ8 Gaming  2 weeks back

                                      Love your channel jimmy! Better to get content from you than people who steal it!

                                      • Jc Bizzle
                                        Jc Bizzle  2 weeks back

                                        Steven hawking jokes are poorly aged 😬😬😬

                                        • BritScout
                                          BritScout  2 weeks back

                                          Hey, Stoke isn't that bad!

                                          Oh, wait, yes it is.

                                          • Star Child
                                            Star Child  2 weeks back

                                            Expected him to be a fucking douche....and he delivered. Douches are funny for about 6 seconds......not a whole fucking show. There are a million ways to be funny ; he can only do vulgar....one trick pony. Luckily for his peso's - there is a demographic that's easily amused LOL

                                            • Brett Mitchell
                                              Brett Mitchell  3 weeks back

                                              Brave Jimmy never tells a joke about the chosenites.

                                            • Erik Arneberg
                                              Erik Arneberg  3 weeks back

                                              He’s fast, he’s bitchy, and he wears too much make-up... Kinda reminds me of my ex-wife. Huh-huh-haaaa!!!

                                              • Tofflemire5
                                                Tofflemire5  3 weeks back

                                                The ultimate question I have is "does he realize this that his knee will bow and he will confess that Jesus is the Christ?" or does he think differently?

                                                • Tofflemire5
                                                  Tofflemire5  3 weeks back

                                                  Jimmy Carr. The ultimate left-wing puppet.

                                                • Lensflair
                                                  Lensflair  3 weeks back

                                                  Michael Jackson: dead
                                                  Stephen Hawking: dead
                                                  Christopher Reeve: dead
                                                  Margaret Thatcher: dead...

                                                  Kerry Katona and David Dickinson must be shitting themselves right now...

                                                  • rudeboymon
                                                    rudeboymon  3 weeks back

                                                    I let him bum me ah ha ha haaa

                                                    • Laura K
                                                      Laura K  3 weeks back

                                                      So weird to see him doing standup sitting down

                                                      • Syn Flux
                                                        Syn Flux  3 weeks back

                                                        100k subs. IT’S LIT

                                                        • Shalini Mahalingam
                                                          Shalini Mahalingam  3 weeks back

                                                          I love all of these apart from the Stephen Hawking one considering he passed away so recently and he was suffering from such a dreadful disease

                                                          • Nightmare
                                                            Nightmare  3 weeks back

                                                            Possibly that joke is years old.
                                                            Jimmy is know for dark humour, even some I find hard to stomach, but others I can't stomach I can't stop laughing at...

                                                            We need comedy like this to survive!

                                                        • John Anthony Fingleton
                                                          John Anthony Fingleton  3 weeks back

                                                          Is this british comedy? Sick insulting humour...you people are sick.

                                                          • Nightmare
                                                            Nightmare  3 weeks back

                                                            Not a fan of dark humour then, definitely not for everyone...

                                                            We need to be able to laugh at horrible and dreadful things in life.

                                                            Btw, the UK is world renowned for it's comedy... Many say it's the best in the world...

                                                        • Why So Serious?
                                                          Why So Serious?  3 weeks back

                                                          Paul McCartney was heard saying when he hit his wife with her fake leg..
                                                          “stop kicking yourself stop kicking yourself”

                                                          • Wombat Lover
                                                            Wombat Lover  3 weeks back

                                                            What about fucken mohammad Jimmy?? What about SJW's and feminazis?

                                                            • Gains Bond
                                                              Gains Bond  3 weeks back

                                                              11:45 Been reading #SidTheSexist, have we Jimmy?... #VizComic

                                                              • fabiansw8
                                                                fabiansw8  3 weeks back

                                                                Jimmy Carr needs a roast

                                                                • majesticgaming
                                                                  majesticgaming  3 weeks back

                                                                  are u going to come back for some new stand up soon

                                                                  • Paul Green
                                                                    Paul Green  3 weeks back

                                                                    Looks like a Bulldog eating mayonnaise 😂😂😂😂

                                                                    • Diego Elias
                                                                      Diego Elias  2 weeks back

                                                                      @Paul Green don't get me wrong, I laughed my balls off, but it's the first time Jimmy actually makes me flinch

                                                                    • Paul Green
                                                                      Paul Green  2 weeks back

                                                                      @Diego Elias highly amusing to anyone with a twisted sense of humour though 😄

                                                                    • Diego Elias
                                                                      Diego Elias  2 weeks back

                                                                      That's the single worst thing I've heard any human say ever.

                                                                  • Harfast
                                                                    Harfast  3 weeks back

                                                                    Married to Heather Mills, you'd be kicking yourself, wouldn't you?