The Most Annoying Passengers Flight Attendants Have Seen (r/AskReddit)


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  • Shrek Wazowski
    Shrek Wazowski  16 hours back

    nOt A fLiGhT aTtEnDaNt BuT

    • Ryan Ulrich
      Ryan Ulrich  2 days back

      Am i the only one hearing castlevania?!?!?!?

      • Alphies The cat
        Alphies The cat  2 days back

        I hope that crab cakes kid is okay

        • Ruth Pfendtner
          Ruth Pfendtner  2 days back

          That story with Meatloaf was cool, but what I find slightly worrying about 8 year old me is that she would have recognised him.

          • Ira Henderson
            Ira Henderson  3 days back

            I'm sick of the stupid chair boy commercial

            • thejtd21
              thejtd21  4 days back

              Shit wish was big to the point of confusing it with a snake lol

              • Jennymk01
                Jennymk01  5 days back

                Awww the Meatloaf one was so heartwarming! 😍

                • Grimteddybear
                  Grimteddybear  1 weeks back

                  Deez nuts? More like deez moines

                  • VonSmore
                    VonSmore  1 weeks back

                    What's the song playing at the beginning?

                    • Brodie :
                      Brodie :  1 weeks back

                      had an 8 hour flight from canada back to scotland and these people in front of me the whole time put their seats right back had a screaming baby and were so loud i kicked one fo their seats when they fell asleep and the baby started crying so they would put their chairs back up

                      • waifu
                        waifu  2 weeks back

                        hehe.....................deez moines....................

                        • Maren L.
                          Maren L.  2 weeks back

                          12:31 i live in des moines wow

                          • martialme84
                            martialme84  2 weeks back

                            The dabbing keks, man...
                            The dabbing Keks.
                            I approve.

                            • Gamers Unite
                              Gamers Unite  2 weeks back

                              As a Marylander and someone who loves crab cake, I can confirm that they are worth crying over

                              • Ella Grace
                                Ella Grace  3 weeks back

                                My dad is from England and we live in NY so we make the trip every summer so me and my family are not new to flying (I have been making this trip yearly since I was 9 months old) my sister and my brother have severe allergies to nuts and can dye if exposed to them. There is usually no problems and every thing goes fine. This one time we were on the way back to New York and we got upgraded to first class (my dad has a high status on the airline from traveling for his job) they were serving a “warm nut medley” and refused not to my dad stood up in the isle and basically said to the passengers would you prefer to have a warm but medley and my daughter almost die or not have nuts on this flight everybody said they don’t care but still they refused to not serve it. Anyways we got kicked off the flight and had to book a new one. This was 2 years ago, we don’t go in that airline anymore and haven’t had a problem since

                                • Ace Moonshot
                                  Ace Moonshot  3 weeks back

                                  Worst I heard of was some rich asshole got drunk, climbed on top the drink cart and took a shit on it. I said it then, and still maintain, that if I was on that flight I'd punched him hard as I could. Knocked his ass right off the cart. I would not have been able to stop myself.

                                  • Jewel Grayson
                                    Jewel Grayson  3 weeks back

                                    Okay scrolling through comments and no one is fucking talking about the woman breast feeding the cat........NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS!?

                                    • Blue Side
                                      Blue Side  3 weeks back

                                      Nicki sounds like a real twat

                                      • Scumbigula
                                        Scumbigula  3 weeks back

                                        i want shit people to be denied service everywhere no matter what. like if youre shit to one store the whole neighborhood has u on a dont serve list. maybe people will stop being terrible then
                                        no you cant come into the clinic because youre shitty

                                        • *OFFICAL*Golden Freddy Goldi

                                          Crab cakes

                                          • The Fisher man Fishing for Juicy Memes

                                            Oh the first one is not bad I breastfeed my dad everyday

                                            • EMS 76
                                              EMS 76  3 weeks back

                                              yeah, ok ... but airline companies are the literal worst.

                                              • VCR VHS
                                                VCR VHS  3 weeks back

                                                FUCK YOU AND YOUR DOUBLE AD BREAKS FUCK YOU

                                                • laserdonkey plays
                                                  laserdonkey plays  3 weeks back

                                                  C O W O R K E R S

                                                  • No Thank You Leah
                                                    No Thank You Leah  3 weeks back

                                                    10:37 "plene"

                                                    • Tide Pod Pad Thai
                                                      Tide Pod Pad Thai  3 weeks back

                                                      It's seriously ILLEGAL to disobey a flight attendant?
                                                      I mean, it's scummy, but shouldn't be _illegal._

                                                      • TM Shadow
                                                        TM Shadow  3 weeks back

                                                        I cried every time I heard "tarmac"

                                                        • Night Pain
                                                          Night Pain  3 weeks back

                                                          Chicago has been hellish accurate as fuck.

                                                          • grandmafrosty
                                                            grandmafrosty  3 weeks back

                                                            The pilot who handled the guy on the phone, so happy he didn't let that slide.

                                                            • Hen. Jamz
                                                              Hen. Jamz  4 weeks back

                                                              I met meatloaf in a music store once as a kid. He encouraged me to keep playing guitar and not to give up on my dreams.

                                                              Cool guy. Apparently a shit ton of people have met him

                                                              • Christopher Gamez
                                                                Christopher Gamez  4 weeks back

                                                                girl:mommy I lost the crab cakes

                                                                mom:NOW THIS IS A REAL AVENGER LEVEL THREAT

                                                                • SmokeyTube
                                                                  SmokeyTube  4 weeks back


                                                                  The voice: *cow walkers*

                                                                  • Grant Powell
                                                                    Grant Powell  4 weeks back

                                                                    One time I was on a plane at five am. There was this one satan spawn of a little girl who kept shrieking for Oreos, and when she got them, she said they weren’t the right type of Oreos. She also began to hit her mother FOR THE ENTIRE FLIGHT WHILE SHRIEKING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS

                                                                    • Backyardmech1
                                                                      Backyardmech1  4 weeks back

                                                                      I honestly would’ve cheered like a damn soccer hooligan with that lady face planting on the jet way. 😂

                                                                      • ObjectivelyInoffensiveUsername

                                                                        That last story really had me on the edge of my seat, even though it shouldn't have.

                                                                        • Cassandra
                                                                          Cassandra  1 months back

                                                                          No one:
                                                                          robot voice: deez moins

                                                                          • Gater Rater
                                                                            Gater Rater  1 months back

                                                                            >used to be cute ~7y

                                                                            I remember when I was on a plane, flying to Moscow with my mom, to visit her uncle.
                                                                            Was one of my best first flights.
                                                                            I remember laying on a woman's lap and watching cartoons on her laptop.

                                                                            • EH0
                                                                              EH0  1 months back

                                                                              who tf is meatloaf

                                                                              • Derpy de derpeh pug
                                                                                Derpy de derpeh pug  1 months back

                                                                                *music stops*

                                                                                • Annemarie Connelly
                                                                                  Annemarie Connelly  1 months back

                                                                                  I get you want to get paid but ive had to unsub way too many adds on an r/ video

                                                                                  • Ethan Bush
                                                                                    Ethan Bush  1 months back

                                                                                    Obligatory not a flight attendant, buuuuuuut...
                                                                                    Maybe 5 or 6 years ago, my family and I were flying back home from a trip to Orlando on New Year’s Eve. The family in front of us had an ill toddler that cried the ENTIRE flight. And people, being the idiots the majority of the population is, kept feeding an ill child candy. I’m not a doctor but I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t do that. Then, about 2/3 through the flight, it full on wet itself. All over our carryons. Including a giant, $50 stuffed animal 6-year-old had purchased with my own money. I was LIVID, so was the rest of my family, so my father had told them what their child had just done. And how did they reply? “Well you shouldn’t have let your brat buy something so expensive and place it there if all places, this has nothing to do with me and it’s entirely your fault.” Now I, hearing this, absolutely lost it and was glaring at the lady for the rest of the flight with full hatred, as all 6-year-olds do when they get angry. Finally she turns to my father again and says, “could you get that stupid brat to mind his own business please?” And that’s where I drew the line and finally gave her a piece of my mind on what they had done along with their child. Worth the punishment I got later back home.

                                                                                    • Awesome Gamer Robot!
                                                                                      Awesome Gamer Robot!  1 months back

                                                                                      everybody gansta until the background music abruptly cuts off

                                                                                      • Jonathan Wells
                                                                                        Jonathan Wells  1 months back

                                                                                        I think that the “crab cakes” might be something other than crab cakes. It might have been drugs or the mother was actually unhinged.

                                                                                        • Sammie Does Things
                                                                                          Sammie Does Things  1 months back

                                                                                          Overnight: exists
                                                                                          TTS reader: I dunno man, sounds kinda overpass to me

                                                                                          • JAX
                                                                                            JAX  1 months back

                                                                                            Bro i wanna hug crab cake girl😭 I'm hoping she does well in life

                                                                                            • JAX
                                                                                              JAX  1 months back

                                                                                              Bro i wanna hug crab cake girl😭 I'm hoping she does well in life

                                                                                              • Purple Kat
                                                                                                Purple Kat  1 months back

                                                                                                My father is a pilot. So I fly with him all the time for commercial and just on standby.
                                                                                                One time when I was about 9 or 10, I was waiting to get on a flight from Florida back home to Massachusetts and our flight was delayed about an hour because of a medical emergency at the last airport. While waiting, this stick up his ass business man was getting everyone else angry about the delay saying how, “they delay the flights because it gets them paid more” and “we should do something about this so the plane will get here sooner!” And everyone waiting was getting angry. Me and my family were just sitting and my sister and I were just playing Tic-Tak-Toe on our Nook. The guy turns to my mother and says, “shouldn’t you be angry about this?” Completely ignoring my father, who is in uniform, says, “your daughters have to wait here while they could be playing outside” and my mom just says in a very calm voice, “well sir, I don’t think it’s really an issue. Delays happen all the time” and the guy says, “yeah! But it’s so the pilots get more money!” And my mom turns to my dad and says, “honey, will you be getting more money because of this delay?” And turns back to the guy and says, “this is my husband, the captain. He will be flying the plane when it arrives.” And my dad looks up from his phone, where he is looking at the schedule for the flights and says to the man, “Sir I’m going to have to ask you to calm down. The flight will get here when it gets here. And no. I won’t be getting paid more for this delayed flight, but I’m sure the other air crew will. But the delays are out of their control.” My dad shows the man his phone, “see. It’s a medical emergency. The plane will arrive when it arrives”
                                                                                                When we got on the plane. My dad was in the cockpit and my sister, mom and I were in the back sitting near the business man. My dad did his whole “welcome aboard” and “thank you for your patience” speech and ended it with, “Again, thank you for your patience. Except for the business man who tried to tell my wife how I do my job. Thank you for flying with us”

                                                                                                • Anton Lampe
                                                                                                  Anton Lampe  1 months back

                                                                                                  where are the 4chan guys trying to find crab cake girl???????