Feminist Pirate Chantey - Key & Peele

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  • Akala_
    Akala_  2 hours back

    2:07 is actually so fucking good for some reason. The actor and singer are awesome lmao

    • Wolf
      Wolf  9 hours back

      This will ALWAYS be great.
      However, the women's voice seemed off key, but I'm not sure cause I'm not a musician

      • Vincen
        Vincen  19 hours back

        Omg this song is lit

        • Slurp
          Slurp  1 days back

          has anyone noticed how key looks like rhett from gmm?

          • Sam Foxvog
            Sam Foxvog  1 days back

            Better without word "feminism."

            • Michael RS
              Michael RS  1 days back

              Couldn't understand everything, where can I get the lyrics 😄

              • Michael RS
                Michael RS  10 hours back

                @yayaya well that was a lot of work. 😁 But thank you very much 👍

              • yayaya
                yayaya  10 hours back

                I once met a lass so fine,
                She was drunk on Barley wine,
                I'd been to sea for months of three,
                I knew I could make her mine.
                And the lass was past consent,
                So it was off with her we went,
                And we threw her in bed and rested her head,
                And we left, 'cause that's what Gentlemen do.

                A woman has a right to a drink or two,
                Without worryin' about what you will do!
                We say "Yo, ho!" but we don't say "ho,"
                'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo.

                There once was a girl from Leeds,
                Who I heard was good on her knees,
                So I docked my ship for an overnight trip,
                To take care of all of my needs.
                She was fine as the tales did tell,
                And my mast began to swell,
                So I laid her down and raised her gown,
                And performed cunnilingus for an hour or so.

                Always take care of yer lady fair,
                'Cause they deserve as much attention down there!
                We say "Yo, ho!" but we don't say "ho,"
                'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo.

                I once had a woman so fair,
                Whose womb contained my heir,
                With a son by my side, the seas we'd ride,
                The child she would bear.
                But my girl she was no fool,
                She was working her way through school,
                So I did support when she chose to abort,
                Because it's her body and therefore her choice.

                No, we don't say "booty" 'less we talkin' 'bout gold,
                We don't look at chests 'less it's treasure holds!
                With a hat and a feather and a cutlass on our hip,
                We don't ever say "she" when we're talking 'bout a ship!
                We don't say "bitch" and we don't say "whore,"
                'Cause that language leads to things like body dysmorphia.

                Thar was a lady with a golden eye,
                And the doctor said she would die,
                So she emptied her purse to lift the curse,
                And prayed to stay alive.
                She awoke the very next day,
                And in her grave she lay,
                But the scariest part of the story from the start,
                Is I bet you assumed the doctor was a man.

                Women are doctors too,
                And for a fraction of the doubloons!
                We say "Yo, ho!" but we don't say "ho,"
                'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo.

                Thar was a slut with tits ta here,
                And an ass that-[BANG]

                'Cause it's "Yo, ho!" but we don't say "ho,"
                'Cause "ho" is disrespectful, yo.

            • Snowy
              Snowy  2 days back

              I love pirate songs

              • killie
                killie  2 days back

                Why does the chick look like sindel from mortal kombat: annihilation

                • Hollywood Exile
                  Hollywood Exile  3 days back

                  Play at 1.25

                  • Jun Jun
                    Jun Jun  5 days back

                    Deleted scene of pirates of the Caribbean

                    • mek0 Lo
                      mek0 Lo  5 days back

                      Key and pele You guys are CRAZY

                      • dsch1znit
                        dsch1znit  5 days back

                        Wtf kinda weird-ass unfunny bullshit is this?

                        • Ghost Face
                          Ghost Face  5 days back

                          Feminism is stupid...😏

                          • Hollywood Exile
                            Hollywood Exile  1 weeks back

                            Can we get this on Spotify or something s

                            • SERVENT OF GOD, CREATOR OF LIFE

                              "And left cuz that's what gentleman do" Lmfao 😂😂😂😂

                              • HB Pencil
                                HB Pencil  1 weeks back

                                2:06 is 🔥

                                • Yesenia Sanchez
                                  Yesenia Sanchez  1 weeks back

                                  This is one of their most creative sketches. These guys....😂😂

                                  • Chaz Smith
                                    Chaz Smith  1 weeks back

                                    ... and two real pirates would enslave that entire group.

                                    • Jacob Budde
                                      Jacob Budde  1 weeks back

                                      Only one I disagree with is the abortion one because that is the guys to but still good

                                      • InternalxHD
                                        InternalxHD  1 weeks back

                                        Haven't seen this one

                                        • Raven Mercer
                                          Raven Mercer  1 weeks back

                                          Omg there was a slut where tits to here!! I’m dying!

                                          • Cathy D
                                            Cathy D  1 weeks back

                                            WILL SASSO !!!!

                                            • si lafuyang
                                              si lafuyang  1 weeks back

                                              No wonder the pirates were extinct.

                                              • Dead
                                                Dead  1 weeks back

                                                Great example of how lame things get when women are in charge.

                                                • ( V )
                                                  ( V )  1 weeks back

                                                  [BANG]

                                              • Lt Second in comand
                                                Lt Second in comand  1 weeks back

                                                I don't know who this Will Sasso persson is I just thought it was Lord Faris, Master of Wispers.

                                                • nightcoreizlifexdd
                                                  nightcoreizlifexdd  1 weeks back

                                                  Holy shit the production quality is Pirate of the Caribean lvl damn, very nice video.

                                                  • Matt Burk
                                                    Matt Burk  2 weeks back

                                                    Came to the comments to find all the triggered men’s rights activists.

                                                    Wasn’t disappointed.

                                                  • Zulfiker Siddique
                                                    Zulfiker Siddique  2 weeks back

                                                    2:06 Peter Griffin On Board

                                                    • Halcion Koenig
                                                      Halcion Koenig  2 weeks back

                                                      This sounds like a bunch of men afraid of their wives, and bad at Pirating: probably why they're good at chanties, and bad at piracy.

                                                      • Robert Cortez
                                                        Robert Cortez  2 weeks back

                                                        The makeup and prosthetics are on point.

                                                        • tosin7c
                                                          tosin7c  2 weeks back

                                                          hahaha...performed cunnilinctus for an hour or two...hahah

                                                          • FlakeyFoxin _Gaming
                                                            FlakeyFoxin _Gaming  2 weeks back

                                                            Key and peele have a 1000 faces wow

                                                            • Hollywood Exile
                                                              Hollywood Exile  2 weeks back

                                                              Song is actually fire

                                                              • gregory pitts
                                                                gregory pitts  2 weeks back

                                                                Fuck, now I'm in the mood to play some Black Flag.

                                                                • David Gustafson
                                                                  David Gustafson  2 weeks back

                                                                  You got to smoke weed and watch there videos it's so funny 😂😂

                                                                  • Sam Guevenne
                                                                    Sam Guevenne  2 weeks back

                                                                    Feminazis wet dream.

                                                                    • VGK96 Jumpstyle
                                                                      VGK96 Jumpstyle  2 weeks back

                                                                      1:00 I LOST IT LMAOOOOOO

                                                                      • TB3Astronaut
                                                                        TB3Astronaut  2 weeks back

                                                                        This is just a great sketch in so many ways

                                                                        • Seán O'Dingler
                                                                          Seán O'Dingler  2 weeks back

                                                                          If you rewatch their Prepared for Terries skit, the guy at the beginning is listening to this instrumental only version of this song on his ear buds, that video was from 9 months ago, they’ve had this song a while.

                                                                          • The sky The sun
                                                                            The sky The sun  2 weeks back

                                                                            Their captain seems to be the only one that takes her bath.😂😂😂

                                                                            • Harris Homayoun
                                                                              Harris Homayoun  2 weeks back

                                                                              1.7k feminists disliked this because they were offended

                                                                              • travis baker
                                                                                travis baker  2 weeks back

                                                                                Sasso anyone ?!!

                                                                                • Jordan Rodriguez
                                                                                  Jordan Rodriguez  2 weeks back

                                                                                  Soft key and peele.. I wanted the raunchy politically incorrect version 😞rip funny bone

                                                                                  • Jimmy
                                                                                    Jimmy  2 weeks back

                                                                                    the funniest part is that some people actually think like this

                                                                                    • Greta
                                                                                      Greta  2 weeks back

                                                                                      damn i'm a woman and i assumed the doctor was a man what do i do

                                                                                      • David Breaud
                                                                                        David Breaud  2 weeks back

                                                                                        YO HO HOE xD a True pirate does what he damn well pleases SO MY FELLOW PIRATES YO HO HO HOEEE.

                                                                                        • Paul J
                                                                                          Paul J  2 weeks back

                                                                                          Genius

                                                                                          • Darth Maul
                                                                                            Darth Maul  2 weeks back

                                                                                            I didn't laugh once