Everything Wrong With G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in 18 Minutes or Less

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  • Thomas Derose
    Thomas Derose  1 hours back

    join my discord server https://discord.gg/45FJwY

    • Marieda Parellio
      Marieda Parellio  5 hours back

      I didn’t realize half the cast of Mummy Returns was in this. I’m waiting for Evie to show up as a reincarnated princess who happens to be Baroness’s sister

      • Nerdly Reviews
        Nerdly Reviews  10 hours back

        Every time that cartoonish accent cobra guy speaks I can’t tell if I’m watch a GI Joe film or Star Wars the Last Jedi, and between me and you I’ll watch that shit show over this one. Thank god the fast forward button is as durable as it is

        • Jason Beard
          Jason Beard  13 hours back

          Raindrops can hurt when riding a motorcycle, which can be problematic for the eyes when you need to see, so yes, you'd be wearing glasses or sunglasses. They're not fucking welding goggles; you can still see perfectly fine.

          • Reverend Rico
            Reverend Rico  2 days back

            This was...well I enjoyed it while high as fuck. The sequel...no...

            • Jerry Jerri
              Jerry Jerri  2 days back

              You do, GI FUCKING JOE, RISE OF COBRA.......BUT YOU WONT DO DEN OF THIEVES???!!!!!!!!!!!!!

              • indo dragon
                indo dragon  3 days back

                13:41 it is because it is cool and cause it is just cool

                • sIyceth
                  sIyceth  4 days back

                  2:00 you should have REMOVED the sin for cleavage

                  • Wolf Lover
                    Wolf Lover  4 days back

                    DO THE REST OF THE ICE AGE PHENOLOGY, OPEN SEASON TETRALOGY AND MADAGASCAR TETRALOGY PLEASE! (And Over The Hedge from DreamWorks)

                    • AdrFax
                      AdrFax  4 days back

                      16:03 I never thought I'd see a "Chekhov's Sin" within my lifetime. Well done, CinemaSins.

                      • Majoranimefan123
                        Majoranimefan123  5 days back

                        Stop making current references to movies that came out after this it’s fucking stupid

                        • Juan Consuegra
                          Juan Consuegra  6 days back

                          Finally somebody as cinema sins says the forced relationship between Scarlett and ripcord which Scarlett never had any interested at all with any other Joe’s if it wasn’t snake eyes and we never got her relationship with snakes in this movie which I know for a fact pissed off a lot of the gi joe fans like myself😑😑😑😑😑

                        • 67th Sin
                          67th Sin  6 days back

                          @13:36 he really said "get your mathematical calculations Off of my Joe boner"

                          • Dill Pickle The Cactus Cat

                            At this point I’m literally watching movies for free with an added bonus of this fucking dude.

                            • Captain Smoke
                              Captain Smoke  7 days back

                              Every woman in this movie is just a superhot chick. lol What's the redhead's name?

                              • AdrFax
                                AdrFax  4 days back

                                Scarlett Joe-hansson, of course.


                                JK it's Rachel Nichols. She was supposed to return for a third one, but the Rock's busy schedule and Hasbro's slow progress on it has effectively sunk this version of the characters.

                            • RandomNumber
                              RandomNumber  1 weeks back

                              "Dammit," I said to myself just before watching this video, "I'm so SICK of politics right now. I'll watch some CinemaSins to escape that..."

                              Nope.

                              • DaemonCaedo1
                                DaemonCaedo1  1 weeks back

                                Is there a reason Snake-eyes' mask has to have a goofy looking mouth modeled on it?

                              • Pioneering Eagle
                                Pioneering Eagle  1 weeks back

                                only resion thoughs two wear it is its exspensive and is disined for only tranys who have not bean fuly trained so they can keep up with the team

                                • Thicc Fila
                                  Thicc Fila  1 weeks back

                                  Fidget spinners in 2009 I didnt even know

                                  • Joey Mulvaney
                                    Joey Mulvaney  1 weeks back

                                    The reality behind powered suits like that would be terrible
                                    In halo the Spartans are only able to use it because their bodies have been surgically and genetically upgraded so much their bones wont snap like twigs every single time a movement would be made.
                                    If normal humans used such suits, they would quickly die, as even their spasms from pain due to the initial movements breaking their bones would continue to break their bodies..
                                    Would be bad all around

                                    • We've Been Attacked
                                      We've Been Attacked  1 weeks back

                                      3:53 discount Oscar Isaac

                                      • Orrenman
                                        Orrenman  1 weeks back

                                        I'm a computer! Stop all the downloading!

                                        • Kirsty
                                          Kirsty  2 weeks back

                                          Oh boy, as someone whom is Scottish, that accent was terrible.

                                          • Lucian Starkiller
                                            Lucian Starkiller  2 weeks back

                                            Am I the only one who thought JGL was Dr Mindbender the entire time during the first watch?

                                            • Nick Collins
                                              Nick Collins  2 weeks back

                                              *ITS **18:16** SECONDS!!!!*

                                              • ボイshrek the duckボイ

                                                damn

                                                • BestHotboi NA
                                                  BestHotboi NA  2 weeks back

                                                  9:50 is just a cut scene from the 1st Mummy movie lol, i swear

                                                  • Devonte McCoy
                                                    Devonte McCoy  2 weeks back

                                                    Don't make me shoot a women that's racist😂😂😂😂😂

                                                    • ummm help
                                                      ummm help  2 weeks back

                                                      G.I. Joe american hero killing hundreds of civilians in foreign countrys

                                                      • Ofnir
                                                        Ofnir  2 weeks back

                                                        Cinemawokesins ...sorry that came off (forced)

                                                        • David Bro
                                                          David Bro  2 weeks back

                                                          Red head chick is 🔥 gonna watch Continuum again

                                                          • BigDutchKingTut
                                                            BigDutchKingTut  2 weeks back

                                                            @13:13 and of course the black guy get brutalized by the police..? That's racist.

                                                            • BigDutchKingTut
                                                              BigDutchKingTut  2 weeks back

                                                              @9:24 and that's racist. 😏😉👍

                                                              • Philip Martin
                                                                Philip Martin  2 weeks back

                                                                Everything Wrong With Justice League of America (1997)

                                                                • Brody Ramsey
                                                                  Brody Ramsey  2 weeks back

                                                                  So you just hate all movies or something?

                                                                  • subito113
                                                                    subito113  2 weeks back

                                                                    Lather, rinse, and obey.
                                                                    Its time to wash your hair today!

                                                                    • Dominic Sedillo
                                                                      Dominic Sedillo  2 weeks back

                                                                      Oh man! They said "ATM Machine"!!!!

                                                                      • hewstopia H. Christ
                                                                        hewstopia H. Christ  2 weeks back

                                                                        Drumpf bad

                                                                        • Sheryl Wilkins
                                                                          Sheryl Wilkins  2 weeks back

                                                                          That explains the MAGA rallies. LOL

                                                                          • Killergamers118 Windshuttel

                                                                            4:28 he sounds like captain Mac Millian, ghost and Soap from the Cod me series

                                                                            • tornadosirenlover100
                                                                              tornadosirenlover100  3 weeks back

                                                                              Oh hay a MST3K reference and I'm only half a minute into the sins!

                                                                              • Kobe Teeth
                                                                                Kobe Teeth  3 weeks back

                                                                                A fucking Tremors reference. I can die happy now.

                                                                                • V Supreme
                                                                                  V Supreme  3 weeks back

                                                                                  Red stuff are tracer rounds

                                                                                  • Holy Cucumber
                                                                                    Holy Cucumber  3 weeks back

                                                                                    Tbh some of these “sins” are actually over the top. It’s like you’re the most serious person who can’t even have a little fun moment.

                                                                                    • Holy Cucumber
                                                                                      Holy Cucumber  2 weeks back

                                                                                      Basketball Kev i get the ourpose is to be sarcastic but at the same time some sins make abosulute no sense at all. In either a funny or serious way

                                                                                    • Basketball Kev
                                                                                      Basketball Kev  2 weeks back

                                                                                      Ohhh the irony of your comment 😂😂😂 you sound like the exact person you just described, youre not supposed to take this channel that seriously lbs its all in good fun my guy

                                                                                  • studinthemaking
                                                                                    studinthemaking  3 weeks back

                                                                                    This movie was so awful. It made cobra looks good.

                                                                                    • Man In A Bubble
                                                                                      Man In A Bubble  3 weeks back

                                                                                      Great video!! Hi GIJOE Fans! Just saying hi. I am a filmmaker about to release a GIJOE Fan Film. Come visit me. :)

                                                                                      • Aiden The Green Stone Knight

                                                                                        10:07

                                                                                        • Chris Grey
                                                                                          Chris Grey  3 weeks back

                                                                                          I don't see how Channing Tatum is love to keep on acting he can't act worth 💩