Twilight New Moon doesn't make any sense...


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  • Satu Lehto
    Satu Lehto  2 hours back

    I didn't remember how dumb this series were :'D I loved it as a teen but now I'm just like "What..?"

    • mephosto
      mephosto  11 hours back

      i'm interested in watching facepunch. i'm genuinely excited to see what it's about.

      • leticia chan
        leticia chan  2 days back

        Just hear the lines they are so cringy and cheesy
        Me: *yo i can't hear anything I only hear the background noises XD*
        first time i watched twilight a long time ago was in Spanish dub and I appreciate only that because i could hear but the story XD IT'S REALLY TOXIC THO

        • Rodolfo Jr Cua
          Rodolfo Jr Cua  2 days back

          Jacob is dumb edward is hunsume

          • Da Disser
            Da Disser  2 days back

            This shit is so dumb.

            • Zoya Talpash
              Zoya Talpash  3 days back

              i hate this movie but u make it soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much betterrrrr

              • The Kelp Crown
                The Kelp Crown  4 days back

                My first ever movie date Midway through he just grabbed my hand it startled me. I wasn't prepared I was too engrossed in the movie I didn't pay attention to what he was doing. His hands were really warm and mine were really cold so it felt amazing I didn't complain. But he really startled me. It was fun. I felt so bad he paid for my ticket so I paid for the the food. He paid for them online and I didn't know that he did.

                • Amy O'Neill
                  Amy O'Neill  6 days back

                  2:26 did Jasper wet his pants or something also @ 4:46 look @ ballas face

                  • Simone Molenaar
                    Simone Molenaar  1 weeks back

                    The acting in this movie is horrible but like still 10 times better than in the first one, but this movie is just the worst movie ever made. The only thing good about this one is the wolves and how funny they are. It really shows a difference bc like the vamps are stressed out and dramatic 24/7 while the wolves are fun and laid back which really makes one wonder why tf Bella loves the vamps over the wolves?? Then again, she's just as boring

                    • That Banana
                      That Banana  1 weeks back

                      She used Jacob

                      • Augustė Pauliūtė
                        Augustė Pauliūtė  1 weeks back

                        10:00 xDDDDDDD

                        • Hans Olav
                          Hans Olav  1 weeks back

                          not a comment on the video, but it made me realize something; in the overwhelming majority of situations(not all of them), if you put focus on gender, you are Part of The Problem.

                          • Kiwi Koko
                            Kiwi Koko  1 weeks back

                            All I will say is Hunger Games, Twilight and Romeo and Juilet all have in common is that all three Female MCs don't know how to pick a man. Katniss chose the useless baker boy over GALE! , Bella chose the pale, SPARKLY, abomination against vampires and their lore over JACOB, And Juliet chose the pathetic, weak, hormonal wimp over a dude related to a prince (yes, he was a nonce, but he had the courage to ask for her hand the right way).

                            P.S- I don't think I need to explain why Gale and Jacob are superior of the first 2 options

                            • Kathleen Paniagua
                              Kathleen Paniagua  1 weeks back

                              The friendzoned thing killed me

                              • Sonam Doima
                                Sonam Doima  2 weeks back

                                Damn friendzoned 🤣🤣🤣🤣

                                • Ana Rios
                                  Ana Rios  2 weeks back

                                  Honestly, when the scene came up with Bella, Jacob and Male acquaintance#2 at the movies I thought she was just bitter about how they were hogging BOTH armrests.

                                  • Harper Shxdow
                                    Harper Shxdow  2 weeks back

                                    I’m from seattle

                                    • Samuel Mayston
                                      Samuel Mayston  2 weeks back

                                      0:47 there will be a sequel to the Twilight movies saga that is a ''12 Angry Men'' inspired film of Dr Phil and Bella talking things over.

                                      • Lauren Farmer
                                        Lauren Farmer  2 weeks back

                                        aww shit it's sharkboiiiii

                                        • SilverWindYt
                                          SilverWindYt  2 weeks back

                                          Since vampires don’t have blood how do they have sex? He can’t get hard cuz there’s no blood to go to his thing😗

                                          • Unknown Miraculous
                                            Unknown Miraculous  2 weeks back

                                            The second movie is my favourite one ( new moon)

                                            • Víctor Vargas Ch.
                                              Víctor Vargas Ch.  2 weeks back

                                              Are you seriously talking shit about the movie (which you're totally right) and the you offer their merchandising???

                                              • Víctor Vargas Ch.
                                                Víctor Vargas Ch.  2 weeks back

                                                9:53 Mr. Pedophilia doesn't even ask her into marring him, he just commands her to do it... Someone call Child Protective Services!!! 🚨

                                                • Alejandra Ou Tan
                                                  Alejandra Ou Tan  2 weeks back

                                                  Ryan Higa was kinda right tho. Kristen Stewart is a little bad at acting

                                                  • Emily Bullet
                                                    Emily Bullet  2 weeks back

                                                    Why did people watch this junk?

                                                    • Emma Reiss
                                                      Emma Reiss  2 weeks back

                                                      Edwards actor LITERALLY left Harry Potter to Twiligth. I mean in Harry Potter he's British and SUDDENLY he's American😑😑😑😞😞

                                                      • L. T C.
                                                        L. T C.  1 weeks back

                                                        His character Cedric was killed off. He didn't have much choice. If say Krum was the one who tied with Harry he'd be dead and Cedric would have stuck around. But that didn't happen. Oh well.

                                                    • Me Miss Marie
                                                      Me Miss Marie  2 weeks back

                                                      I’m sorry I didn’t understand that 3 month sadness until I was officially heartbroken and that was me and hallmark movies

                                                      • KR Bozick
                                                        KR Bozick  2 weeks back

                                                        3:23 this is why harry potter is better than twilight
                                                        hermione doesn't need a man to live
                                                        neither does luna or ginny

                                                        • Dasha Ramirez
                                                          Dasha Ramirez  2 weeks back

                                                          Can we just give around of applause for kristen stewart. She went from the mysterious girl that every boy had a crush on to don't touch me again or I rip your nutsack off in Charlies angels👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

                                                          • Hariesh
                                                            Hariesh  2 weeks back

                                                            Romeo is 15 and juliet is 13,and it was normal for 1500 victorian since people only lived up to 45

                                                            • helen le
                                                              helen le  2 weeks back

                                                              Honestly, think Bella looks better as an old lady. Also, ribbon can have wire in it

                                                              • HAPPYFRIGGINRAINBOWCOOKIES

                                                                Just..."Marry me Bella."

                                                                Not "Will you marry me?" Not very romantic at all.

                                                                • Janyah Murrpet
                                                                  Janyah Murrpet  2 weeks back

                                                                  Still a better love story that twi- oh wait

                                                                  • Kunisake
                                                                    Kunisake  2 weeks back

                                                                    Also, since when is Romeo 18-20? I thought he 15 or so

                                                                    • hermione paige
                                                                      hermione paige  2 weeks back

                                                                      bella: *breathes once*
                                                                      alex: i diagnose you with....ASTHMA

                                                                      • Kunisake
                                                                        Kunisake  2 weeks back

                                                                        The dialogue is so painful

                                                                        • Juyee Sabade
                                                                          Juyee Sabade  2 weeks back

                                                                          5:37 HAHAHAHA

                                                                          • Mia Diguiseppe
                                                                            Mia Diguiseppe  3 weeks back

                                                                            Let’s be honest they suck but there something to watch when you feel like laughing at ridiculous content

                                                                            • Charity Shumba
                                                                              Charity Shumba  3 weeks back

                                                                              109 and in highschool... You get it. In freaking highschool!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😨

                                                                              • Blue face baby
                                                                                Blue face baby  3 weeks back

                                                                                Every scene is Bella going huh

                                                                                • Donatelia Sakura
                                                                                  Donatelia Sakura  3 weeks back

                                                                                  "she spents the nex months with this face":
                                                                                  Bella: *literally has the same expression she always has*

                                                                                  Like I hate the character way more than the actress,I have nothing against the actress,but for me she isn't that good :/

                                                                                  • Luigi Nastro
                                                                                    Luigi Nastro  2 days back

                                                                                    Yeah, she's just an awful actress

                                                                                  • Ella Nixon
                                                                                    Ella Nixon  2 weeks back

                                                                                    😂 no I was joking lol. She one of the most unconvincing actresses I’ve ever seen

                                                                                  • Donatelia Sakura
                                                                                    Donatelia Sakura  2 weeks back

                                                                                    @Ella Nixon I know. I know. I've seen other movies with her. But she just doesn't convinces me...

                                                                                    You're free to like her. I won't judge. And I'm sure she's a good person. But I'm just not into her...

                                                                                  • Ella Nixon
                                                                                    Ella Nixon  2 weeks back

                                                                                    Donatelia Sakura the actress is great. She got the super boring, love sick, teenage girl thing down pat

                                                                                • Allie Buffy and frogs
                                                                                  Allie Buffy and frogs  3 weeks back

                                                                                  Lmao team Jacob for life

                                                                                  • Allie Buffy and frogs
                                                                                    Allie Buffy and frogs  3 weeks back

                                                                                    I laughed so hard at both of them

                                                                                    • K Xo
                                                                                      K Xo  3 weeks back

                                                                                      One thing I noticed while watching this is Bella’s reaction after finding out Jacob’s pack are a bunch of wolves, and her first thought it to scream and run for her life.... But when faced with a century old dead person who wants to drink (your) blood... (OH TAKE ME AND MY WHOLE ENTIRE SOUL. I cannot LIVE without you...) 💀🤦🏽‍♀️

                                                                                      • anextrapancakepls
                                                                                        anextrapancakepls  3 weeks back

                                                                                        “I’m SORRY, THIS ISNT YOU, ITS ME.”
                                                                                        “What is it? JUST TELL ME!”
                                                                                        “You wouldn’t believe me...”
                                                                                        “I’m desperate...”
                                                                                        “Well... I’m a vampire.”

                                                                                        “Oh shit not again.”

                                                                                        “Wait what the fuck.”

                                                                                        • itz.Madsterxo
                                                                                          itz.Madsterxo  3 weeks back

                                                                                          Edward gets her jump off a cliff but didn’t hear her afterwards
                                                                                          What’s the about

                                                                                          • Jamie Ward
                                                                                            Jamie Ward  3 weeks back

                                                                                            Paul rudd hasn't aged since friends

                                                                                            • Angeline
                                                                                              Angeline  3 weeks back

                                                                                              I genuinely love this YouTube channel