Cookie Monster Spells S-U-B-P-O-E-N-A

  • Published: 04 October 2019
  • Friend of the show, Cookie Monster, heard that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was handing out subpoenas like cookies. So he did what a Cookie Monster does best. #Colbert #LSSC #ColdOpens

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Comments • 359

  • Linda Baker
    Linda Baker  1 days back

    love it

    • David Hamburger
      David Hamburger  4 days back

      Your writers are earning their Emmy every day!

      • Osita Gordita
        Osita Gordita  4 days back


        • No Troll
          No Troll  4 days back

          I especially like Cookie repeating "subpoena" and the laughter at the end...

          • Boukie B
            Boukie B  4 days back

            I can't stop playing this on repeat and I am cracking up every time.

            • Tasnim Trisha
              Tasnim Trisha  5 days back

              Get your big ass out the door...😂😂🤣

              • Mistress of weirdness 84

                If even Cookie Monster dislikes you you truly are a horrid person 😂

                • Intuitive_Thrifter
                  Intuitive_Thrifter  5 days back

                  😂 loved it...especially that last part!!!

                  • Sammy/Tracy Maggio
                    Sammy/Tracy Maggio  5 days back

                    This was funny. XD

                    • Yvon-Paul Chartrand
                      Yvon-Paul Chartrand  5 days back

                      Absolumently a gem, Mr. Colbert! I'm saving this clip, man.

                      • robert mercuri
                        robert mercuri  5 days back

                        if they had gotten the actual Cookie Monster for this, it would have been perfect

                        • Anniefanny Charles
                          Anniefanny Charles  6 days back

                          A is for get your BIG ASS OUT THE DOOR!!-----Omg, I squealed like a high pitched whistle blower!!

                          • Xeno Foxx
                            Xeno Foxx  6 days back

                            E is for Eric he can’t spell subpoenas 😂

                            • Joseph Barnett
                              Joseph Barnett  6 days back

                              Get your big ass out the door! Brilliant lol

                              • Sunshine Factory
                                Sunshine Factory  7 days back

                                Yay! Still love cookie monster as an adult! 🍪🍪🍪🍪👍

                                • Chris Winkler
                                  Chris Winkler  7 days back

                                  That was awesome!

                                  • Créole Lady
                                    Créole Lady  1 weeks back

                                    That was absolutely perfect❣️

                                    • C K
                                      C K  1 weeks back


                                    • JediNxf7
                                      JediNxf7  1 weeks back

                                      eyewitness testimony says trump's subpoenas look like Toad the mushroom prince.

                                      • Gunsandrosalina Padtwo
                                        Gunsandrosalina Padtwo  1 weeks back

                                        57 people have no sense of humor

                                        • Joel Benton
                                          Joel Benton  1 weeks back


                                          • KatieVanHelsing
                                            KatieVanHelsing  1 weeks back

                                            You hear that? It’s Jim Henson applauding from heaven!

                                            • Eristicka
                                              Eristicka  1 weeks back

                                              This is seriously one of the funniest things I've seen in my life

                                              • Soren Ingram
                                                Soren Ingram  1 weeks back

                                                Ok. Whoever made the lyrics deserves a raise.
                                                just a reminder...
                                                Steve you need to feed $ those furtive freaky fertile fervent fundamental frontal ... Lob 's

                                                • Imperator Dei
                                                  Imperator Dei  1 weeks back

                                                  You know you done f'ed up when Sesame Street calls you out.

                                                  • Minsky's feedback Yianni

                                                    B is for brilliant!!! Cookie Monster for President of the world!

                                                    • Greetings From Stevieland


                                                      • Scott Levison
                                                        Scott Levison  1 weeks back

                                                        But is this too advanced for TRump to understand?

                                                        • Brainstorming Plus
                                                          Brainstorming Plus  1 weeks back


                                                          • Soon Forgot
                                                            Soon Forgot  1 weeks back

                                                            If the evidence exonerated trump, they would be throwing it at the lawyers. Instead they are calling it harassment and refusing to hand anything over until it's all redacted or confidential. Not how the law works but ok.

                                                            • Trisha Kauffman
                                                              Trisha Kauffman  1 weeks back

                                                              Why can't you guys make you open album?! 🤣 We all buy that shit!

                                                              • Kevin Ho
                                                                Kevin Ho  1 weeks back

                                                                is this out on spotify yet?

                                                                • sunnylilme
                                                                  sunnylilme  1 weeks back

                                                                  Yeeess!! Get your big ass out the door!

                                                                  • Alyssa Torres
                                                                    Alyssa Torres  1 weeks back

                                                                    0:37 best part! Lmao!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

                                                                    • Algolei I
                                                                      Algolei I  1 weeks back

                                                                      Great, *_another_* song stuck in my head.

                                                                      • crazyman8472
                                                                        crazyman8472  1 weeks back

                                                                        "B" is for "Biden", of course! 😜

                                                                        • Jess Stuart
                                                                          Jess Stuart  1 weeks back

                                                                          (Sing to the Melody of Sesame Street Theme Song)

                                                                          Sunny Day,
                                                                          GOP keeping them, Dems away,
                                                                          From the information, that would let us see...
                                                                          How corrupt and lawless is, this Trump Presidency...

                                                                          • 前橋みき
                                                                            前橋みき  1 weeks back

                                                                            Brilliant-huge cookie fan-keep them coming

                                                                            • Ꜳ I
                                                                              Ꜳ I  1 weeks back

                                                                              What does the U in USA stand for.


                                                                              • Mandy Last
                                                                                Mandy Last  1 weeks back

                                                                                I love Cookie Monster.

                                                                                • Kate LeBlanc
                                                                                  Kate LeBlanc  1 weeks back

                                                                                  LOve the cookie monster!

                                                                                  • Areanyusernamesleft
                                                                                    Areanyusernamesleft  1 weeks back

                                                                                    Poor Eric, being burned so badly by a Muppet...

                                                                                    • Aaron
                                                                                      Aaron  1 weeks back

                                                                                      That intro was a actually decent one 🍪🍪🍪

                                                                                      • Saleh Al-Buhairi
                                                                                        Saleh Al-Buhairi  1 weeks back

                                                                                        A is for Get Your Big Ass out the Door 🤣🤣🤣🤙

                                                                                        • MARGIE DANIELS
                                                                                          MARGIE DANIELS  1 weeks back


                                                                                          • Bullfrogz100
                                                                                            Bullfrogz100  1 weeks back

                                                                                            Absolutely hillarious

                                                                                            • JamieLan2011
                                                                                              JamieLan2011  1 weeks back

                                                                                              I would've liked it better if he spelled I-M-P-E-A-C-H but okay..

                                                                                              • breakshot74
                                                                                                breakshot74  1 weeks back

                                                                                                please show this on fox maybe that would get through the thick skull of the fox audience