Cut for Time: College Admissions - SNL


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  • Arvind Talukdar
    Arvind Talukdar  3 hours back

    Snails are a weak spot for us.

    • Grostart
      Grostart  1 days back

      Yea and me too :0|

      • travis cann
        travis cann  1 days back

        How was this cut for time

        • Quintin Bailey
          Quintin Bailey  3 days back

          The actual fucking Batmobile

          • Larry Berry
            Larry Berry  6 days back

            "Don't you think the asians seem a little.........."
            "Admissions police" "she was undercover"
            AH so the Asians ARE Sneaky.

            • Kyle Roberts
              Kyle Roberts  1 weeks back

              Here’s a system for picking students. Stick all the candidates names on a wall and throw a dart at them blindfolded. It works about as well as any other system and it saves you a lot of time.

              • Peters Sixth Sense
                Peters Sixth Sense  1 weeks back

                *what are you doing to us Deborah?*

                • Lique Mora
                  Lique Mora  1 weeks back

                  CHIEF OH NO HE DIDN'T STOPPPP

                  • I love Mcr
                    I love Mcr  2 weeks back

                    “My mother is German and my dad is count chocula”

                    • AestheticPhonetics
                      AestheticPhonetics  2 weeks back

                      Why are you doing this to us Debra?

                      • Katie.m9
                        Katie.m9  2 weeks back

                        They named it an “Aunt Becky production” 😂

                        • Cookie K
                          Cookie K  2 weeks back

                          LoL spot on!!

                          • The Elite One
                            The Elite One  2 weeks back

                            Once again this country holds down a strong, smart Latina..... Come at me Trolls I'll push you down

                            • Myah_Moon_ Girl
                              Myah_Moon_ Girl  2 weeks back

                              He Hollywood, he fun. 🤣😂🤣😂

                              • Roselil 123
                                Roselil 123  3 weeks back

                                Omg I just realized the “aunt Becky production” thing at the bottom lmao

                                • Stephanie Camello
                                  Stephanie Camello  3 weeks back

                                  hey that's USC's Doheny Library - I went here!

                                  • James Park
                                    James Park  3 weeks back

                                    SNL does satire & nuance like the white people; clunky and awkward

                                    • b24harman
                                      b24harman  3 weeks back

                                      How in the fuck did Keenan get on this show? That dude is never funny.

                                      • Broskixxx Leedle
                                        Broskixxx Leedle  3 weeks back

                                        I’m surprised none of the are vsco girls cause it’s the class of 2023

                                        • DESI
                                          DESI  3 weeks back

                                          YouTube wants me to keep my comments nice soooooo ooooooooo 👍 I love SNL 👍

                                          • Nigel Rathbone
                                            Nigel Rathbone  3 weeks back

                                            The irony is that that little rich moron, Olivia Jade, is too stupid to understand any of this controversy.

                                            • Lisa
                                              Lisa  4 weeks back

                                              *An Aunt Becky Production*

                                              • George Michael
                                                George Michael  4 weeks back

                                                "she was undercover... you mean this entire time, she wasnt really Asian!?"

                                                • Tyler Keller
                                                  Tyler Keller  4 weeks back

                                                  Is that Sandra Oh? (or however it's spelled) fuck celebrities

                                                  • Yellow Mello
                                                    Yellow Mello  4 weeks back

                                                    Class of 2023 of High School

                                                    • Apple Person
                                                      Apple Person  4 weeks back

                                                      0:32 *Also snails*

                                                      • Apple Person
                                                        Apple Person  4 weeks back

                                                        *Snails are a weak spot for us*

                                                        • park4488
                                                          park4488  4 weeks back

                                                          chris redd is not funny

                                                          • Federico Pettinicchio
                                                            Federico Pettinicchio  1 months back

                                                            That is clearly entrapment... Damn she is sneaky!! XD

                                                            • Madison McKenzie
                                                              Madison McKenzie  1 months back

                                                              "Yeah exactly, so that's a land boat is what we call that" dammit Aidy. Now I'm never going to stop calling horses "land boats"

                                                              • Stalin’s ghost ü x
                                                                Stalin’s ghost ü x  1 months back

                                                                Well that was 6 min of my life I won’t get back

                                                                • KC Nham
                                                                  KC Nham  1 months back

                                                                  Nothing new, as an alumnus, the myriad of motley scandals at USC have been like that since way before O.J. at the University of Southern Cocksucking Trojan Condoms. There are Jewish Nazis there that will fuckup your life like they did mine. And if you're not White, Aryan, Jew, or Negro then you'd be fucked for life whether you graduate or not.

                                                                  • Ronald Deng
                                                                    Ronald Deng  1 months back

                                                                    Is that Matt Shea

                                                                    • Tropiclemon ___
                                                                      Tropiclemon ___  1 months back

                                                                      I’m very offended , I’m a female rower 😂

                                                                      • Altrunchen
                                                                        Altrunchen  1 months back


                                                                        University of Spoiled Children

                                                                        • Hope Dwyer
                                                                          Hope Dwyer  1 months back

                                                                          That’s not what happened with the Crew scandal- it was the administration, not the coaches. Also coxswains are short, tiny coaches that fit in the boat. There ARE people who are 5’1 that are are a crucial part of the team, but don’t actually row.

                                                                          • Zach Flynn
                                                                            Zach Flynn  1 months back

                                                                            Lol is this a trap

                                                                            • JRS One
                                                                              JRS One  1 months back

                                                                              The one lady has Kristen Schaal face.

                                                                              • jason jason
                                                                                jason jason  2 months back

                                                                                Good ending

                                                                                • xr7fan
                                                                                  xr7fan  2 months back

                                                                                  you know it's a parody when they don't IMMEDIATELY accept the latina.

                                                                                  • to_the_batmobile_
                                                                                    to_the_batmobile_  2 months back

                                                                                    It's funny because once they got into the school they did fine

                                                                                    • BS1
                                                                                      BS1  2 months back

                                                                                      I ain't wearing Mossimo no mo - shut the prison 🚪 door - Jail is where she should go -
                                                                                      No getting away with crimes because of your money flow - or your Hollywood status or your FICO score
                                                                                      LIGHTS OUT !!! SLAM!!! the Jail 🚪 Door - Like we do The American Working Poor -

                                                                                      Squeaking jail flip flops on her manicured feet - surrounded by Cold Walls of Concrete - Collect phone calls are the only way you and your daughters get to speak -
                                                                                      Dirty jail food that dogs wouldn't eat.

                                                                                      Don't do the crime if you can't do the time she should be walking the yellow line - Justice better not be blind-

                                                                                      Orange jumpsuit is what she should be wearing -
                                                                                      Female inmates mugging at her death staring - nobody caring - official Jail number - 9794A - she should be wearing.

                                                                                      Sneaking your daughters into school under false pretenses let her see what it's like surrounded by electric fences.

                                                                                      Lori always smiling when she's walking out of court - let her see what it's like to get traded for a box of Newports.

                                                                                      Orange Is her new Black - let her get the same amount of jail time as some one who just did Crack - trying try not to get shanked - and looking behind her back.

                                                                                      Let her get out of jail with PTSD - Re playing her horrific life in prison like Full House reruns on TV.

                                                                                      The same goes for her spouse - Let the jail, be a Full 🏠 House turn Mossimo into a freaking Mouse - with no way out - with his Screaming cellmate - Yelling!! I didn't do it let me the hell out!!!

                                                                                      Full House Angel has fallen - let's stop Stalin - jail is calling - The only TV show you can do is Scared Straight now that be balling ❇

                                                                                      • Carson Vandegriffe
                                                                                        Carson Vandegriffe  2 months back

                                                                                        2:35 he shooketh

                                                                                        • Victor Ortiz
                                                                                          Victor Ortiz  2 months back

                                                                                          This is funny yet oddly realistic.

                                                                                          • Mel B
                                                                                            Mel B  2 months back

                                                                                            So weird

                                                                                            • OurlostIsland
                                                                                              OurlostIsland  2 months back

                                                                                              i went to usc; this is too accurate. I once saw a rep for the school of cinematic arts giving a personal tour to lisa kudrow and her son. And on another occasion, a faculty member mentioned she was asked to show another celebrity's kid around to convince them to apply.

                                                                                              • Rouxie Fleurs
                                                                                                Rouxie Fleurs  2 months back

                                                                                                I'll bet that this is the way USC recruits students.

                                                                                                • Shama Girlll
                                                                                                  Shama Girlll  2 months back

                                                                                                  6:28 ah the shade