Film Theory: How To BEAT Michael Myers (Halloween)


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  • Dead Meat
    Dead Meat  10 months back

    You could probably just pump a dog full of radiation and leave it out for Michael to eat. Man, he loves eatin' dogs.

    • zoomie505
      zoomie505  1 hours back

      Your so cool dead meat

    • Choke on bread
      Choke on bread  2 hours back


    • Hayden Harpe
      Hayden Harpe  2 days back

      (Me ala that one film with the famous line oh hi mark) oh hi James

    • Brady Goodrich
      Brady Goodrich  2 days back

      oh hi

    • Mees Mattijssen
      Mees Mattijssen  5 days back

      tiny little problem: radiation isn't a fluid, you would have to make the dog emit radiation for it to work,
      my conclusion: make him get H.I.V. that would make him vulnerable to any kind of sickness (at least I hope if not we might be f***ed)

  • basik
    basik  2 hours back

    What about suffocation?

    • YEET Man
      YEET Man  5 hours back

      Put a lego near his foot

      • Simone Skerritt
        Simone Skerritt  6 hours back

        Ok so Micheal Myers is Deadpool, got it

        • Water Sheep
          Water Sheep  8 hours back

          He’s a mutant, Disney will buy the rights to him, and introduce him into the MCU with Charles Xavier.

          • Detailed Information
            Detailed Information  11 hours back

            Can you cut him into 1,0000 pieces?

            • Jordan Samuel
              Jordan Samuel  13 hours back

              What’s the first?

              • csenger 10
                csenger 10  14 hours back

                or oxygen, nobody can live without oxygen.

                • Ramydew Argulla
                  Ramydew Argulla  16 hours back

                  How about you use very strong and big dangerous laser

                  • Space Bacon
                    Space Bacon  18 hours back

                    actually michael myers cannot die because hell doesn't accept him to die

                    • Cowboi Bishop & Rotating Ring Kings TV

                      I wonder does he Doo Doo & PP like a normal person or does he jus poop in his suit & keep moving?

                      • Mikazuki Augus
                        Mikazuki Augus  20 hours back

                        So the secret weapon is gojiras atomic breath because that has allot of radiation

                        • syed ali
                          syed ali  1 days back

                          Michael myers lived with a dysfunctional family who would mock, and hurt him, no wonder he snapped

                          • Tisha Khondoker
                            Tisha Khondoker  1 days back

                            Why not chuck him in lava then he cant regrow from anything!!

                            • Dalton
                              Dalton  1 days back

                              Inject a radioisotope and the dosage will match due to inverse square and the lack of skin as shielding.

                              • The Godzilla
                                The Godzilla  1 days back

                                All you have to do is say mirror diamentain

                                • Bryn Pagett
                                  Bryn Pagett  1 days back

                                  Why don’t you just drown or starve him

                                  • Bryan Tate
                                    Bryan Tate  1 days back

                                    Dude.... your so freaking smart and this is so thought out which is just insane.Good job man.

                                    • KAIZO
                                      KAIZO  2 days back

                                      Could you do a theory on jason?

                                      • Gummy Gun
                                        Gummy Gun  2 days back

                                        so, lets just say I had a gamma ray gun on me, would that kill all his healing cells and kill him off?

                                        • Dave Flower
                                          Dave Flower  2 days back

                                          Best theorys

                                          • mkmexicotte
                                            mkmexicotte  2 days back

                                            I’m a tv/film/comedy writer, love your theory channel!!! Keep up the good work, bud!!!

                                            • weedle weedle
                                              weedle weedle  2 days back

                                              All you need to do is drop an atomic bombs on him and I think we would be good.

                                              • Ninjagone smith
                                                Ninjagone smith  2 days back

                                                Freeze him 😕 😀😃 in ice

                                                • crazy elite gamer 27
                                                  crazy elite gamer 27  2 days back

                                                  Would this theory kills Deadpool to ?

                                                  • DragonDanGaming
                                                    DragonDanGaming  2 days back

                                                    Or drown him

                                                    • Isabella Castro
                                                      Isabella Castro  3 days back

                                                      MatPat: Aaaaaaaaaaannndddd-

                                                      Ad: A TrUe MaTcH MeAnS

                                                      • Steverson Productions
                                                        Steverson Productions  3 days back

                                                        Can't you just drown him

                                                        • buddE feelsdankman
                                                          buddE feelsdankman  3 days back

                                                          couldn't u drown him like anybody with good regeneration, since u need oxygen to heal.

                                                          • Kevin Svan son
                                                            Kevin Svan son  3 days back

                                                            Wouldn't, you know, just a pool of lava work

                                                            • Mr. Marvel
                                                              Mr. Marvel  3 days back

                                                              You could freeze him and kill *all* of his cells

                                                              • Mecha_Frieza xSKA_GhosTx

                                                                he was never smashed in a hydrauulic press. i think that would get him...

                                                                • DDrewProductions
                                                                  DDrewProductions  3 days back

                                                         are just the most awesome person on Youtube!!

                                                                  • Denis Pdrizzle
                                                                    Denis Pdrizzle  3 days back

                                                                    This is sooo funny..

                                                                    • Cosmic Chaos
                                                                      Cosmic Chaos  3 days back

                                                                      Mat pat: "Hermit! HERMIT! Not Kermit... He's not murdering muppets."

                                                                      • MrNewcaledonia
                                                                        MrNewcaledonia  3 days back

                                                                        Fill him with cum

                                                                        • Justin Portillo
                                                                          Justin Portillo  3 days back

                                                                          Decisive Strike and gen rushing always works for me

                                                                          • BRANDI MITCHELL
                                                                            BRANDI MITCHELL  4 days back

                                                                            Am I the only one who liked Rob Zombie's Halloween?

                                                                            • Nerdybirdgaming
                                                                              Nerdybirdgaming  4 days back

                                                                              I think matpat could survive the end of the world honestly 😂

                                                                              • Dick Jokes And Bondo
                                                                                Dick Jokes And Bondo  4 days back

                                                                                Simple, just find some chick to marry him. It’s a slow painful death.(rimshot)

                                                                                • Kevin Pope
                                                                                  Kevin Pope  5 days back

                                                                                  Your liver doesn’t regrow cells the cells left just get bigger to fill the place you can’t regrow liver cells

                                                                                  • Brian Rossmiller
                                                                                    Brian Rossmiller  2 days back

                                                                                    You most certainly regrow liver cells. You can regrow 80% of your liver.

                                                                                • wolflov3r_30
                                                                                  wolflov3r_30  5 days back

                                                                                  There’s a kid in my public school, I don’t know his name. We only know their a male, went through leukaemia, the problem is when he was getting the bone marrow, his body rejected it. They gave him his old one back and he managed to survive! We’ve been told that if we’re sick, not come to school at all until we are 100% cured.

                                                                                  • Luis BP
                                                                                    Luis BP  5 days back

                                                                                    Couldn't we simply kite him into a pit of wet cement, then dump more on top of it once he's fallen in, encasing him in a concrete block just like you proposed doing to the ghost of "It Follows?" It'd be a lot simpler.

                                                                                    • Elder Aleks
                                                                                      Elder Aleks  5 days back

                                                                                      I was more or less thinking about shoving him into a rather deep pit, (about 12 - 15 feet deep), luring him in, somehow getting the drop on him, shoving him in, and the begin to cement him in, keep him stunned by shooting him till layers of the cement dry. If he doesn't suffocate before then, idk.

                                                                                      • TheEmerald Trex
                                                                                        TheEmerald Trex  5 days back

                                                                                        6:11 NEVER QUESTION MAT’S MATH

                                                                                        • Vacantsix jacob
                                                                                          Vacantsix jacob  5 days back

                                                                                          The true way to beat Michael is to just simply stand in one place

                                                                                          • The Mysterious Stranger That doesn’t exist

                                                                                            Then again, one of his eyes are scarred

                                                                                            • The Mysterious Stranger That doesn’t exist

                                                                                              You could also shoot him into space toward the sun