Artie Lange: Comedy is the Only Thing That Hasn’t Abandoned Me


Comments • 114

  • Dam A
    Dam A  1 days back

    I'll always be an Artie fan no matter what.

    • John McDaid
      John McDaid  2 days back

      Artie: "The Heroin was way less expensive then the divorce...!!!" 😂😂😂

      • Chadwick Wood
        Chadwick Wood  3 days back

        What's the deal with artie's hand gestures and motions?

        • Erich Von Wachter
          Erich Von Wachter  3 days back

          No one under the age of 50 is going to get this reference but, and then you picked your feet in Poughkeepsie didn't you?

          • Chris Eaton
            Chris Eaton  3 days back

            Being a recovering addict and alcoholic I can relate so much to Artie would love to hang out with him and have a Dr Pepper lol it is hard to admit you can never drink or use ever again

            • Eric Et washington
              Eric Et washington  3 days back

              S/o to the longshoremen’s out there! ILA local 1410 down here at the port of mobile!

              • Joshua Izzo
                Joshua Izzo  3 days back

                I am so happy to see all these guys doing well now, not even just Artie but Scott Hall, Jake the Snake took them a while but they finally figured shit out and I think that gives hope for all of us

                • Nicolas Bowling
                  Nicolas Bowling  4 days back

                  Random question. Does anyone not really laugh and comedians but still they’re funny?

                  • Rico Conti
                    Rico Conti  4 days back

                    I hope he stays clean this time ive know a few celebs who act all sober in fromt of the camra and then you hear about them getting busted

                    • voteZDLR
                      voteZDLR  4 days back

                      Runner's high is a very real thing but yeah you're not getting that unless you run every day and if you ever did do heroin (don't) you'd realize it's fucking moronic to say that it's AS good. No, that's like going to work an entire week and getting your like $400 or whatever and saying "That's as good as winning the lottery!" No, it's not bad, in fact it's probably better overall, but it's not gonna be as good as heroin. Ever. And that's the danger of the substance, it's truly better than sex to a fault and subsequently junkies don't really have sex like normal people. They do, but they don't. Their #1 primary motivation in life is getting more heroin.

                      • Future Wormfood
                        Future Wormfood  4 days back

                        I love Joe and Artie together. Glad Artie seems to be on the right track.

                        • Michael Obrien
                          Michael Obrien  5 days back

                          He just hit rock bottom he is doing shows in Poughkeepsie NY

                          • n_e_e_t
                            n_e_e_t  5 days back

                            Gambling is so degenerate :/

                            • J D
                              J D  5 days back

                              Pathetic junkie.

                              • Kila Lawak
                                Kila Lawak  6 days back

                                Joe mixing imperial and metric system together gets me so triggered

                                • Hate Monger
                                  Hate Monger  6 days back

                                  Fix that abomination you call a nose Artie .. good damn bro.. now you truly have a face for radio..

                                  • Juggernaut 333
                                    Juggernaut 333  6 days back

                                    Everything else including his


                                    • Jimmy B
                                      Jimmy B  6 days back

                                      Never seen a comedian tell the same jokes over 20 years like this guy. Every story rehashed. You’re a druggie. WE GET IT

                                      • WAKE UP
                                        WAKE UP  6 days back

                                        Artie went from telling a story about him playing a pig on cocaine to Actually looking and acting like a pig on coke

                                        • Tony From Syracuse
                                          Tony From Syracuse  7 days back

                                          The Illuminati replaced Artie with his cyborg replacement, but didnt get it done right

                                          • bballar18
                                            bballar18  2 days back

                                            "Ahhh fuck it close enough"

                                        • Chewie Meatball
                                          Chewie Meatball  7 days back

                                          It's almost impossible not to route for this guy. The world needs Artie Lange in it. It's a funnier place with him in it.

                                          • M Neugent
                                            M Neugent  7 days back

                                            Man, being clean is boring but his mind seems so sharp. Stay sharp, Artie!

                                            • palacios jorge
                                              palacios jorge  7 days back

                                              I think comedy abandoned Artie, he’s not funny at all, so much Rogan has to help him fake laughing

                                              • Dr T
                                                Dr T  6 days back

                                                Yeah.. you are reaching. Probably couldn't hit a joke to save your life.

                                            • Jermaine Burgess
                                              Jermaine Burgess  7 days back

                                              Never knew how funny he is 🤣🤣

                                              • bazsmyth
                                                bazsmyth  7 days back

                                                Why does he continue to shoehorn in jokes?

                                                • brett taylor
                                                  brett taylor  1 weeks back

                                                  Joe is so high that he looks like an alien. Look at those eyes lol.

                                                  • Andre Nobrega
                                                    Andre Nobrega  4 days back

                                                    brett taylor I wish I was as high as him, you look like a fuckin alien, you have a weird face, a suicidal face. Good luck

                                                • MuDD
                                                  MuDD  1 weeks back

                                                  Your fans didn’t abandon you Artie jersey loves you.

                                                  • sonoftheright
                                                    sonoftheright  1 weeks back

                                                    For the record, you don't need to be in shape to get a runner's high. Just go slow for a longer period of time, keeping your heart rate in the optimal range - but for at least 20 minutes. You'll get an amazing high. But, granted, I have no idea how it compares to heroin.

                                                    • Turk
                                                      Turk  3 days back

                                                      compares to heroin lol.... That would be like comparing going to work for a 12 hour day vs a coked up orgy with the hottest chics you know.

                                                    • crossingthestreams1
                                                      crossingthestreams1  7 days back

                                                      It don’t

                                                  • John DeF
                                                    John DeF  1 weeks back

                                                    Funniest thing about Artie is his nose.

                                                    • Paul Martinez
                                                      Paul Martinez  1 weeks back

                                                      I wood follow you to hell and back you are so funny that movie beer league u made one of the funniest movies I ever saw

                                                      • Tony 2x
                                                        Tony 2x  1 weeks back

                                                        Artie now has a permanent cold

                                                        • bnutz623
                                                          bnutz623  1 weeks back

                                                          Artie marathon running. Hahaha

                                                          • Guillermo Maclachlan
                                                            Guillermo Maclachlan  1 weeks back

                                                            Nice to see that Kenny Rodgers Is doing ok.

                                                            • Brian G. Bankston Sr.
                                                              Brian G. Bankston Sr.  1 weeks back

                                                              Of you listen to this whole interview the guy is f**king circling the relapse drain.... he is talking things out to far and not recognizing consequences

                                                              • MartonFitness
                                                                MartonFitness  1 weeks back

                                                                Ok Mr arm chair psychologist - it’s the most positive and hopeful he’s ever sounded. STFU and be happy for the guys otherwise fuck off honestly. It’s people like you with this horribly negative shit attitude that isn’t grounded into reality, it is just a bullshit opinion from someone with zero qualification for anything let alone diagnosing a guys drug addiction you watched on a podcast... who is also clearly sober for once in his life

                                                            • Dave Price
                                                              Dave Price  1 weeks back

                                                              artie lange the only dude in history to look better after his nose collapsed

                                                              • Padraig O'Hagan
                                                                Padraig O'Hagan  1 weeks back

                                                                Artie makes me want to quit drugs and I don’t even do drugs

                                                                • Roger Hudson
                                                                  Roger Hudson  5 days back

                                                                  Ditto, except the opposite of everything you said

                                                              • Cynthia Abbott
                                                                Cynthia Abbott  1 weeks back

                                                                He's unrecognizable. The only thing the same his is voice. Glad he has come kind of nose now.

                                                                • gullmad8
                                                                  gullmad8  1 weeks back

                                                                  Wish he was back at the stern show. Hasn’t been the same since he left

                                                                  • Mike Pantaleo
                                                                    Mike Pantaleo  1 weeks back

                                                                    Cocaine gambling and alcohol will kill ya

                                                                    • auyama cowlyou
                                                                      auyama cowlyou  1 weeks back

                                                                      Finally made up for his last one

                                                                      • mark d
                                                                        mark d  1 weeks back

                                                                        He looks like a 97. Year old man!

                                                                        • Zack
                                                                          Zack  1 weeks back

                                                                          Man artie tells the same stories over and over again.

                                                                          • Anthony Daniel
                                                                            Anthony Daniel  1 weeks back

                                                                            You can tell he is and has been sober. And he’s as funny as ever. Keep going Artie.

                                                                            • Luke Lacasse
                                                                              Luke Lacasse  1 weeks back

                                                                              Watch Crashing - HBO Series (3 seasons) - Artie is great in it.

                                                                              • Turk
                                                                                Turk  3 days back

                                                                                HBO are retarded for cancelling it

                                                                            • Adolfo Artigas
                                                                              Adolfo Artigas  1 weeks back

                                                                              Love seeing Artie Back!

                                                                              • John Spry
                                                                                John Spry  1 weeks back

                                                                                Why does he look so different? He looks like jack black and Artie had a baby

                                                                              • KillemLike Ebola
                                                                                KillemLike Ebola  1 weeks back

                                                                                this guy is hilarous

                                                                                • nathueil1
                                                                                  nathueil1  1 weeks back

                                                                                  Artie so bad they had to take it to another studio so he wouldnt have a relapse!🤣