I went to prom

  • Published: 07 May 2019
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    First off: my apologies for such a “basic” video. Actually, I’m not sorry. Just you wait: I’m going to run off and morph into a dote girl and you can’t say anything about it.

    Secondly: cAN WE TALK ABOUT DANCE MOMS FOR A SECOND. I have never met a more addictive show in my life. It truly is something from another dimension. And mind you, I didn’t grow up watching the show; nay - I became fluent in Abby Lee Miller’s shenanigans all through the clips on youtube. I will never get over how Kelly freaking clawed Abby after she brought in Kalani. What on earth was that. I have too many questions. Oh, what’s that? Did someone say Cathy and the rotten apples? She looks like a whole broomstick. I have never seen a 75 year old toddler, but I imagine Cathy is the embodiment of that figure. The moral of the story is: get your arms up after your aerials and make sure you sew in that headpiece.

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    Jalbert Ceinstein
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Comments • 22 904

  • Makenna 🐺
    Makenna 🐺  40 minutes back

    it was purple rain

    • Percy Jnr Johnson
      Percy Jnr Johnson  51 minutes back

      Came back for 08:34

      • Madyson Machold
        Madyson Machold  3 hours back

        I just want to say I have the same blanket in the background 🤣😂

        • Late Cookie_edits
          Late Cookie_edits  4 hours back


          • nyssa salinas
            nyssa salinas  9 hours back

            No alcohol on prom night? I guess that's what makes me a loser.

            • Percy Jnr Johnson
              Percy Jnr Johnson  10 hours back

              "you think I'd Crumble?
              YOU THINK I WOULD LAY DOWN AND DIE!?!?!?!
              OH! NO NOT I, I WILL SURVIVE!"

              -JOHN CENA

              • Chelsea
                Chelsea  15 hours back

                1:20 I got those exact same shoes for 8th grade formal

                • amd ona
                  amd ona  17 hours back

                  u had prom on my bday

                  • Deveyn Art
                    Deveyn Art  17 hours back

                    10/10 acapella.

                    • Lillian McClain
                      Lillian McClain  19 hours back

                      BILLIE JEAN BY MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!(my fav song)

                      • Starriixx Dreams
                        Starriixx Dreams  1 days back


                        • Baylee Smith
                          Baylee Smith  1 days back

                          Your listening to michael Jackson

                          • Ashley Austin
                            Ashley Austin  2 days back

                            I have a makeup obsession but I don’t wear any. Makes sense right?

                            • Pascal Larivee
                              Pascal Larivee  2 days back

                              she is a mix of Jenna M. and iDubzzz. very cool

                              • Doodle On A Motorcycle

                                "fashion meets function" aaahhahahahah . i love her

                                • Jerry Mcdonald
                                  Jerry Mcdonald  2 days back

                                  Jana caddis is funny

                                  • Siani Rose
                                    Siani Rose  3 days back

                                    that cover of purple rain is the best one I’ve heard since Joe Mazzello’s 😂

                                    • Ella Luepann
                                      Ella Luepann  3 days back

                                      lmao i need to wear those $10 chokers for dance comps

                                      • Simge Gürbüz
                                        Simge Gürbüz  3 days back

                                        Videonun yarısından sonra altyazı koymayan kişi. Buradan sana sevgiler dldldpdö

                                        • tabassum khan
                                          tabassum khan  3 days back

                                          That 'stayin alive' cover reminded me of that first aid fail of 'the office'

                                          That episode still haunts me

                                          • iiWolfie Playz
                                            iiWolfie Playz  3 days back

                                            May 1st is my birthday

                                            • Mollie Montanaro
                                              Mollie Montanaro  4 days back

                                              1st song purple rain
                                              2nd billie gene
                                              3rd idk
                                              4th. Staying alive
                                              5th ifk

                                              • Crazy L
                                                Crazy L  4 days back

                                                I died laughing when the acapela came up 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

                                                • D e x
                                                  D e x  4 days back

                                                  Okie, sounding creepy: They are perfect the way they are. They are yours... Hopefully end creepy....honest, my intention was anything but. Man. Okie, let's try this (guys will not think its creepy): Origional equipment, OEM, has a magic, creates legend. Don't change what is perfect already.

                                                  • Yoshi The incredible
                                                    Yoshi The incredible  4 days back

                                                    AND THEN

                                                    • Oceanic Komason
                                                      Oceanic Komason  4 days back

                                                      I hate your ouitfit I am kidding 😯😯😯😯🍾🍾🍾🍾

                                                      • Just_ Yost
                                                        Just_ Yost  4 days back

                                                        yellow drought, Billy’s jeans

                                                        • Logan Liptak
                                                          Logan Liptak  4 days back

                                                          Respect the drip Karen

                                                          • Laur Gacha :3
                                                            Laur Gacha :3  4 days back

                                                            Omg . . You're listening to *MJ*

                                                            • cbae .13
                                                              cbae .13  4 days back

                                                              I thought she was exaggerating on Lady Gaga’s necklace price

                                                              • {Bubble Milk}
                                                                {Bubble Milk}  4 days back

                                                                Joana: *sings*

                                                                me: now that's Beyonce.

                                                              • Nadine Hanisya
                                                                Nadine Hanisya  5 days back

                                                                you gotta tell me your zodiac sign

                                                                • Rachel Maria
                                                                  Rachel Maria  5 days back

                                                                  was i supposed to be fed at prom?

                                                                  • Zoe Chan
                                                                    Zoe Chan  5 days back

                                                                    Suck my left too at a 13 degree angle.
                                                                    -Joana 2019

                                                                    • Triniti Thomas
                                                                      Triniti Thomas  5 days back

                                                                      “Suck my left toe at a 13 degree angle, cuz I don’t care” -John Cena

                                                                      • Yoongis3dollahs :3
                                                                        Yoongis3dollahs :3  5 days back

                                                                        I knew all except the 3rd song. I’m trash.

                                                                        • Ang 92
                                                                          Ang 92  5 days back

                                                                          Damn, those calfs

                                                                          • Tendo LK
                                                                            Tendo LK  5 days back

                                                                            I think you hove a big talent in singing
                                                                            I mean that voice though

                                                                            • Catherine Lonsdale
                                                                              Catherine Lonsdale  5 days back

                                                                              i made bootleg mac n cheese n it was really good

                                                                              • ging3rdragon
                                                                                ging3rdragon  5 days back

                                                                                I didn’t go to prom and I don’t regret it. 😋👍

                                                                                • Alyssa -roblox
                                                                                  Alyssa -roblox  6 days back

                                                                                  *Joana starts singing*
                                                                                  Me: AHHHHH my ears are bleeding!!!!!!!!! Call 911!!!
                                                                                  No hate!

                                                                                  • Kristina :D
                                                                                    Kristina :D  6 days back

                                                                                    Try putting this video in 0.5× 😂

                                                                                    • Alourus Outloud
                                                                                      Alourus Outloud  6 days back

                                                                                      OMG it's the 90s song called Purple Rain

                                                                                      • Brendon Wilson
                                                                                        Brendon Wilson  6 days back

                                                                                        *Goes to prom to make quality content* respecc

                                                                                        • Mellon Flower
                                                                                          Mellon Flower  6 days back

                                                                                          *Shoves nail polish up in camera* 😂😂😂🤣🤣

                                                                                          • Moolight Otaku
                                                                                            Moolight Otaku  7 days back

                                                                                            Damn...it’d be *really* difficult to wear that on your *cough**cough*period*cough

                                                                                            • Monika
                                                                                              Monika  7 days back

                                                                                              She is so graciously awkward ❤

                                                                                              • Vero Nicah
                                                                                                Vero Nicah  7 days back

                                                                                                Girl looked like slender man