Dad Jokes with Kratos

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  • Big14billy
    Big14billy  12 hours back

    Why he black!!!???

    • Samurai X
      Samurai X  1 days back

      The "no eyed deer" joke took my a while to figure out

      • KingKillersKastle
        KingKillersKastle  2 days back

        Should be Dad jokes, with kratos. I thought it was gonna be kratos joking with someone’s dad.

        • KingKillersKastle
          KingKillersKastle  2 days back

          Commas are your friend.

          • Ra, The Sun Of God
            Ra, The Sun Of God  2 days back

            It's interesting how all the character with deep/soft voices are black in the most game🤔

            • Azri
              Azri  2 days back

              The manliest voice on the planet.

              • Nabil
                Nabil  3 days back

                You kids don't know that his real name is Teal'c.

                • Icarus38
                  Icarus38  3 days back

                  holy shit didn't realize that Teal'c got old, umm wtf jaffa.

                  • Dessinateur13
                    Dessinateur13  3 days back

                    Now I just see Kratos as a black dude

                    • Naxmor Vigatore
                      Naxmor Vigatore  3 days back

                      Oh the voice actor looked like he had so much fun doing this, I love seeing voice actors just muck around for good wholesome laughs, lol

                      • Riot Breaker
                        Riot Breaker  3 days back

                        I would pay for a Kratos Dad-Joke DLC

                        • Ramseas119
                          Ramseas119  4 days back

                          somebody please animate this

                          • Louis Arroyo
                            Louis Arroyo  4 days back

                            You imagine if he had a really high pitched laugh

                            • DoctorWeeTodd
                              DoctorWeeTodd  4 days back

                              Wait...Teal’c is Kratos?

                              • Sean Williams
                                Sean Williams  5 days back

                                Kratos laughing is scary

                                • Objects in Motion
                                  Objects in Motion  5 days back

                                  This video reminded me of the first time I rid in an elevator, it was a really uplifting experience.


                                  The second time let me down though.

                                  • Objects in Motion
                                    Objects in Motion  5 days back

                                    This video reminded me of the first time I rid in an elevator, it was a really uplifting experience.


                                    The second time let me down though.

                                    • Objects in Motion
                                      Objects in Motion  5 days back

                                      This video reminded me of the first time I rid in an elevator, it was a really uplifting experience.


                                      The second time let me down though.

                                      • Yvane Piper
                                        Yvane Piper  6 days back

                                        That ain’t Kratos, that’s Tealc learning humour from Colonel O’Neill.

                                        • Christian Chavez
                                          Christian Chavez  6 days back

                                          Is he purposely making his voice deeper? Sounds forced.

                                          • Fif Gallag
                                            Fif Gallag  6 days back

                                            Ah, so this is what people mean when they say somebody is Daddy

                                            • Mucho Taco
                                              Mucho Taco  6 days back

                                              The thumbnail reminds me of Neil Armstrong's moon landing interview.

                                              • sha shu
                                                sha shu  6 days back

                                                I want him to narrate my life

                                                • havocious gaming
                                                  havocious gaming  6 days back

                                                  Kratos is Andrei arlovskis dad

                                                  • Matthew Cregan
                                                    Matthew Cregan  6 days back

                                                    Jesus, even Kratos' voice actor is a fucking U N I T

                                                    • Sangeeth S
                                                      Sangeeth S  6 days back

                                                      Kratos: Why is mimir single?
                                                      Atreus: ?

                                                      Kratos: because he got NOBODY to him....

                                                      • Gaming-With-Sowad
                                                        Gaming-With-Sowad  6 days back

                                                        "why sorry, im bad"

                                                        • MQ
                                                          MQ  6 days back

                                                          Wow Kratos is hotter irl

                                                          • glbernini0
                                                            glbernini0  6 days back

                                                            Great to see he's been staying in shape since Stargate!

                                                            • Seth Brew
                                                              Seth Brew  7 days back

                                                              His voice tho wtf

                                                              • The_Fringed_Israelite The_Fringed_Israelite

                                                                The Spartans/ Lacedaemonians were men of the HEBREW ISRAELITE RACE (𐤉𐤔𐤓𐤀𐤋𐤉𐤌). They were Israelite men from the southern kingdom of Israel; Judah, Benjamin and Levi, not pale skinned, Edomite males.
                                                                1 Maccabees 12:20-21 (KJVA)
                                                                “Areus king of the Lacedaemonians to Onias the high priest, greeting: “It is found in writing, that the Lacedemonians (Spartans) and Jews (Israelites) are brethren, and that they are of the stock of Abraham:”

                                                                • Kratos
                                                                  Kratos  7 days back

                                                                  I am kratos

                                                                  • Noobs are COOL
                                                                    Noobs are COOL  1 weeks back

                                                                    His voice is so deep

                                                                    • isaias David
                                                                      isaias David  1 weeks back

                                                                      What macho

                                                                      • El universo oie_zi
                                                                        El universo oie_zi  1 weeks back

                                                                        BOI

                                                                        • Jaelyn McDuffie
                                                                          Jaelyn McDuffie  1 weeks back

                                                                          I would love this to be the voice of my Siri,Alexa,ext.

                                                                          • thomas mclean
                                                                            thomas mclean  1 weeks back

                                                                            We need you back at Stargate

                                                                            • Saad Da Gamer
                                                                              Saad Da Gamer  1 weeks back

                                                                              They are Shellfish *BOY*

                                                                              • just a llama
                                                                                just a llama  1 weeks back

                                                                                I havent heard a dad joke since my dad went to buy milk when I was 5

                                                                                • up there it's stuck there

                                                                                  Mike tyson should have this man's voice

                                                                                  • BrotherNo JL
                                                                                    BrotherNo JL  2 weeks back

                                                                                    I didn't Christopher Judge was Kratos.

                                                                                    • FlexDav
                                                                                      FlexDav  2 weeks back

                                                                                      4Head

                                                                                      • Mike
                                                                                        Mike  2 weeks back

                                                                                        This should be in next patch

                                                                                        • Lil Trunks
                                                                                          Lil Trunks  2 weeks back

                                                                                          How can you get a low voice like that ? Is it just genes ?

                                                                                          • Francis Board Coppola
                                                                                            Francis Board Coppola  6 days back

                                                                                            Be a black guy

                                                                                          • Jadyn
                                                                                            Jadyn  1 weeks back

                                                                                            Its genetic and it also depends on where you live/ who you're around.

                                                                                        • Mauricio Araya
                                                                                          Mauricio Araya  2 weeks back

                                                                                          If Kratos makes Dad Jokes... then Deimos makes... uh.
                                                                                          .
                                                                                          ..
                                                                                          ...
                                                                                          How I miss that man.

                                                                                          • Daniel Blake
                                                                                            Daniel Blake  2 weeks back

                                                                                            He seems like such a nice person

                                                                                            • swagMEISTER
                                                                                              swagMEISTER  2 weeks back

                                                                                              The last two had me dying

                                                                                              • Rye Mabini
                                                                                                Rye Mabini  2 weeks back

                                                                                                [sound of Stargate actor Christopher Judge enjoying dad jokes]