Bowser's military hierarchy | Unraveled


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  • Rose Phalamy
    Rose Phalamy  1 hours back

    If the Koopas are civilians that mean Bowser is using the reanimated corpses of civilians to server in his army!

    • KAW
      KAW  2 hours back

      is this song on itunes or something? bc it slaps.

      • Cho Kahn
        Cho Kahn  7 hours back

        You used breaking a brick for a coin as an example, but Mario punted entire fucking castles in Super Mario World

        • Rylan Parker
          Rylan Parker  8 hours back

          Hey, Boobkins is a colonel! :D

          • Michael Herrmann
            Michael Herrmann  8 hours back

            Lmao! Ya got me to sub!

            • Brian
              Brian  9 hours back

              warrant officers are not the top of the enlisted ranks

              • Andrew Cummins
                Andrew Cummins  9 hours back

                Your understanding of rank structure is..painful.

                • VanillaChocolateJ
                  VanillaChocolateJ  10 hours back

                  This man single handedly keeps polygon together

                  • TTV DoTheFig
                    TTV DoTheFig  11 hours back

                    This guy looks like Projared and SaltyDKDan

                    • IronianKnight
                      IronianKnight  14 hours back

                      The contemplation of dry enemies uncovers a conspiracy in the Nintendo multiverse.

                      • Andrew Glawson'
                        Andrew Glawson'  14 hours back

                        Mario is a war criminal

                        Matpat told us this years ago

                        • Jack Rota
                          Jack Rota  16 hours back

                          it occurs to me that bdg is literally just a better gayer game theory

                          • A Koopa Troopa currently working for bowser.

                            Hey! Were no civilians! Were the people fighting in the front lines! We are the KOOPA troopas, and he is also called king KOOPA, in fact, everyone in bowser’s wonderful kingdom works in the military!

                            • Alice Is Trash
                              Alice Is Trash  18 hours back


                              Why do piranha plant have bone in it?


                              • Gariel2007
                                Gariel2007  20 hours back

                                Oh God i'm subscribing so fucking hard right now!

                                • T_Nation
                                  T_Nation  20 hours back

                                  So are there more Koopas than mushrooms in the Mushroom Kingdom? Maybe Bowser SHOULD have a say in how things are run instead of everyone being ruled over by a human princess.

                                  • Yaban Cosplay
                                    Yaban Cosplay  21 hours back

                                    Dream job: to be a cameraman for Unraveled.

                                    • Handsome Heretic
                                      Handsome Heretic  22 hours back

                                      "Lakitu. You may remember him as this helpfull guy who picks you up in mario cart...
                                      *BUT HE STARTED WITH CARPET BOMBING* "

                                      • stuff Explained
                                        stuff Explained  23 hours back

                                        I’m not sure if I’m right but I’m pretty sure the T. rex from Mario odyssey isn’t working with bowsers:Edit or do you just mean any enemy in Mario

                                        • Paul TheSkeptic
                                          Paul TheSkeptic  1 days back

                                          Now go my minions. Go forth and provide progressively more difficult obstacles. Walk forward until you hit a wall or something then go the other way. Mwa ha ha!

                                          • Michael Freeman
                                            Michael Freeman  1 days back

                                            Wasn't Super Mario Land 3 the Wario game and 2 was the one with the 6 Golden Coins?

                                            • Michael deBidart
                                              Michael deBidart  1 days back

                                              In your list of 17 main series Mario games I noticed “Super Mario Land 3: 6 Golden Coins”

                                              6 Golden Coins was SML2

                                              • Gorm Auslander
                                                Gorm Auslander  1 days back

                                                8:30 "why do pirhanna plant have bone in it"

                                                I lost it

                                                • carlos delgado
                                                  carlos delgado  2 days back

                                                  4:35 fake block

                                                  • Girou Dirou
                                                    Girou Dirou  2 days back

                                                    3:04 isn’t this just North Korea ?

                                                    • A Koopa Troopa currently working for bowser.

                                                      You know what Polygon? You may be a TERRIBLE gaming news outlet, but at least these videos are really creative and funny.

                                                      • A Koopa Troopa currently working for bowser.

                                                        Also, bowser would be a communist leader, as in many Mario party games, he has a event in his bowser spaces called “bowser revolution” where he says “I represent equality for all, *then he makes everyone have the same coin count* there, now everyone has equal coins” (or something like that, depending it on the game)

                                                        • gizoginjr
                                                          gizoginjr  2 days back

                                                          I swear to god, when you got through the basic units and hadn't mentioned a single Stu, I was about to be very upset. I'm glad you gave them the attention they so richly deserve.

                                                          • LSG_Amarra
                                                            LSG_Amarra  2 days back

                                                            Can I just say, the effort it took to put that song together, props to Polygon Team, also Brain has some pipes to hit that high note.

                                                            • Youtube Nerds
                                                              Youtube Nerds  2 days back


                                                              • José Maria Cardoso Barreiros

                                                                Apparently, the Hiss has taken over your department.

                                                                • Michael Wilson
                                                                  Michael Wilson  2 days back

                                                                  Tl;dr: Mario is a war criminal.

                                                                  • Phaedrus
                                                                    Phaedrus  2 days back

                                                                    too good

                                                                    • CrookedNuts
                                                                      CrookedNuts  2 days back

                                                                      That transition at 3:21 was majestic.

                                                                      • Weaponized Pizza
                                                                        Weaponized Pizza  2 days back

                                                                        Did Brian just say the US is not a real country? Finally someone speaks the truth.

                                                                      • random
                                                                        random  2 days back

                                                                        "...Uh, they act more like civilians to be honest.
                                                                        ᵒʰ ᵐʸ ᵍᵒᵈ ᵗʰᵉʸ'ʳᵉ ᶜᶦᵛᶦˡᶦᵃⁿˢ"

                                                                        • PJPF
                                                                          PJPF  2 days back

                                                                          Your comedy is good, sir.

                                                                          • Otter Woods
                                                                            Otter Woods  2 days back

                                                                            14:32 and with that line the USA declared war

                                                                            • Artistic Tutorials
                                                                              Artistic Tutorials  2 days back

                                                                              Bowser didn't have control of the Lost Island it was just kinda... there.

                                                                              • Uranium 235
                                                                                Uranium 235  2 days back

                                                                                North Korea military would work good for this

                                                                                • Andrew Delgado
                                                                                  Andrew Delgado  2 days back

                                                                                  Yowzer, this town's gone Bowser!

                                                                                  • Rose Ben-Porath
                                                                                    Rose Ben-Porath  2 days back

                                                                                    I'm gonna need that pdf

                                                                                    • Anthony Norman
                                                                                      Anthony Norman  2 days back

                                                                                      That US military joke! 😂😂💀

                                                                                      • Hubbius Kelvikki
                                                                                        Hubbius Kelvikki  2 days back

                                                                                        This was really good but the singing makes me want to die

                                                                                        • Dereck Heineman
                                                                                          Dereck Heineman  2 days back

                                                                                          27/10 wholesome af would watch 6.3 more times

                                                                                          • DangerouslyStupidGamer

                                                                                            *MatPat wants to know your location*

                                                                                            • Mostlyharmless1985
                                                                                              Mostlyharmless1985  3 days back

                                                                                              Some random video game commented reads the Geneva convention, damn, I’m a soldier of 12 years, and I haven’t even done that, and it actually applies to me...

                                                                                              • Nihilistic Pancakeface


                                                                                                Gonna leave this here so i can use it for future uses