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  • Published: 14 May 2019
  • JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    Why I am 2 breaths away from shaving my head: an essay

    Intro: I am going to shave my head because I hate my hair, my hair sucks, and I am exasperated with my hair
    Point 1: I hate my hair
    Point 2: My hair sucks
    Point 3: I am exasperated with my hair
    Conclusion: Therefore I want a bald head

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    With love,

    Jashton Cutcher
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Comments • 16 777

  • Gene Pozniak
    Gene Pozniak  4 months back

    WTF was THAT?! 18.5 minutes of some princess nattering on at high speed (mercifully) about mostly what she had to eat that day and what she wore, and finally ONE MINUTE devoted to the really important AWARD thing. Maybe it's one of those anti-humor irony things, but that was WAY too much buildup for one obscure joke which I doubt the majority of subscribers could even get (judging by the comments). The fact that she has over 2 million subscribers is surely a sign of the END TIMES or at least a huge clue as to why Trump got elected President. :-0

    • Rainbow Dimension
      Rainbow Dimension  1 weeks back

      Omg joana liked your comment and pinned it

    • Pedro Meneses
      Pedro Meneses  1 weeks back

      People that say "Trump supporters" in a depreciative manner usually don't know that much about politics or even american history of the last 10 years so they truly believe the dying kinder garden "journalism" that orange man has a revolutionary agenda.

    • Lunar Atlas
      Lunar Atlas  1 weeks back

      I must protect my queen

    • Lunar Atlas
      Lunar Atlas  1 weeks back

      Shut up

    • Lunar Atlas
      Lunar Atlas  1 weeks back

      Y r u here then

  • Nidvana
    Nidvana  1 days back

    Am i robot? please help me otherwise me go crazy

    • Keenan Leuthauser
      Keenan Leuthauser  2 days back

      Musicals or plays?

      • Diana Gacha
        Diana Gacha  2 days back

        16:44 I had a box on my head😐

        • Aditya Bahali
          Aditya Bahali  2 days back

          WTF was THAT?! 18.5 minutes of some princess nattering on at high speed (mercifully) about mostly what she had to eat that day and what she wore, and finally ONE MINUTE devoted to the really important AWARD thing. Maybe it's one of those anti-humor irony things, but that was WAY too much buildup for one obscure joke which I doubt the majority of subscribers could even get (judging by the comments). The fact that she has over 2 million subscribers is surely a sign of the END TIMES or at least a huge clue as to why Trump got elected President. :-0

          • Boy Wonder
            Boy Wonder  2 days back

            I miss my special magical someone

            • GatchGirl976
              GatchGirl976  2 days back

              I eat before anyone gets up so they won't judge how fat I am

              • Leisa Gough
                Leisa Gough  2 days back

                18:05

                • Alex Brouillard
                  Alex Brouillard  2 days back

                  It's called the big apple cus all the grow in this god forsaken place is apples

                  • loulou dag
                    loulou dag  3 days back

                    How did Joanna not eat a bagel during her whole trip

                    • Gach'Em
                      Gach'Em  3 days back

                      Oops my finger slipped in my butt hole and now I’m in New York

                      • Stinck Smith
                        Stinck Smith  4 days back

                        The Kevin Oleary joke got me dying

                        • AwksitsRoz
                          AwksitsRoz  4 days back

                          as a new yorker this was atrocious and i hate to think that this is what most tourists do when they visit

                          • Danae Kolyva
                            Danae Kolyva  4 days back

                            Firebringer!!! Where my starkids at!

                            • HelpINeedNamjesus
                              HelpINeedNamjesus  4 days back

                              I paused Outro: Tear by BTS for you
                              That’s how special you are
                              You’re welcome btw
                              Also I love your channel!!!🥰💜💜💜

                              • BennMa
                                BennMa  5 days back

                                i have never felt more positivity, i'm watching every single video 10 times thank you very much now i'm happy

                                • BennMa
                                  BennMa  5 days back

                                  you give me hope that a healthy family can actually exist

                                  • A B
                                    A B  5 days back

                                    I despise avocados

                                    • ging3rdragon
                                      ging3rdragon  5 days back

                                      Shorty awards for short plp ☺️👍

                                      • ging3rdragon
                                        ging3rdragon  5 days back

                                        Omg mother goose needs to make a how to video when going places! Im horrible! 😂👍

                                        • Doh a Deer
                                          Doh a Deer  6 days back

                                          Your mom is a MILFBURGER. Without the lettuce.

                                          • Emily Vernon
                                            Emily Vernon  6 days back

                                            Joana- no wait i'm sorry- Ms.Ceddia (what kind of a rude person have i become)
                                            You are a true storyteller.

                                            • melina 123
                                              melina 123  6 days back

                                              You parents are AWESOME

                                              • Claryssa Roxberry
                                                Claryssa Roxberry  6 days back

                                                I bought The Eurythmics album for Sweet Dreams too!!!!

                                                • kat illac
                                                  kat illac  7 days back

                                                  I feel like there are two ways a really gorgeous girl can go... snobby and stupid or weird, hilarious and quick as a whip. 😂

                                                  • Strrynights x
                                                    Strrynights x  7 days back

                                                    At 15:41 you said it was 8 : 45 but it was actually 8 : 54 ..

                                                    ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

                                                    • Mark Griner
                                                      Mark Griner  7 days back

                                                      Ok but is the Kusama Pumpkins shot a reference to Cluam Sutherland?

                                                      • shelex l
                                                        shelex l  1 weeks back

                                                        The Whole video is like a massive brain fart 🤣

                                                        • India Bolton
                                                          India Bolton  1 weeks back

                                                          Biscotti airplane cookies are the shit

                                                          • Julie Luu
                                                            Julie Luu  1 weeks back

                                                            The smartest you tuber I’ve watched..a breath of fresh air

                                                            • Josh Chandler
                                                              Josh Chandler  1 weeks back

                                                              I knew I was a robot

                                                              • Mia Reguero
                                                                Mia Reguero  1 weeks back

                                                                CHANGE THE PISTURE it’s cringing me not the picture but the fact that you have short hair now soooo 😂🤷‍♀️ yeah

                                                                • Kookie Kat
                                                                  Kookie Kat  1 weeks back

                                                                  I love how her parents are so cool

                                                                  • Hani Hatami
                                                                    Hani Hatami  1 weeks back

                                                                    Omg i looove that she throws shade at like every youtuber😂😂

                                                                    • Marlon Daniels
                                                                      Marlon Daniels  1 weeks back

                                                                      John Cena:I'm in New York-
                                                                      Me,hamiltrash:WHERE YOU CAN BE A NEW MAN.....WOMAN
                                                                      I'm sorry

                                                                      • Ashon James
                                                                        Ashon James  1 weeks back

                                                                        I love how Joana's mom always looks like a librarian in every video

                                                                        • Spxcebb
                                                                          Spxcebb  1 weeks back

                                                                          Ok so you went to New York and I live an hour away ..... YOU DIDNT VIST ME

                                                                          • aljanat5
                                                                            aljanat5  1 weeks back

                                                                            16:25 Aspergers fangirl loves Aspergers singer, Aspergers YouTube viewer nods in agreement.

                                                                            • Aoife Boyle
                                                                              Aoife Boyle  1 weeks back

                                                                              Joana likes firebringer





                                                                              She is perfect

                                                                              • Emma Rutledge
                                                                                Emma Rutledge  2 weeks back

                                                                                6:15 joanna sweetie, what's on your hand?

                                                                                • cindy
                                                                                  cindy  2 weeks back

                                                                                  Oh no that dress looked like a hospital gown you should dress like your mom.

                                                                                  • Midnight Weir
                                                                                    Midnight Weir  2 weeks back

                                                                                    Free sho Voc a doodle

                                                                                    • Dhff Xghhf
                                                                                      Dhff Xghhf  2 weeks back

                                                                                      U do look thick in that dress

                                                                                      • Dhff Xghhf
                                                                                        Dhff Xghhf  2 weeks back

                                                                                        She is so cute ❤️💙💙💙😍

                                                                                        • Isabella Eagan
                                                                                          Isabella Eagan  2 weeks back

                                                                                          do I see 5sos

                                                                                          • Stephanie Henderson
                                                                                            Stephanie Henderson  2 weeks back

                                                                                            I know you don’t like English as a subject but you should write books 📚 just sayin
                                                                                            Love your work

                                                                                            • molly morse
                                                                                              molly morse  2 weeks back

                                                                                              Where. Did. You. Get. Those. Shoes.

                                                                                              • Reese Fahlman
                                                                                                Reese Fahlman  2 weeks back

                                                                                                U give me a Eloise vibes, and I love it