It's Donald Trump Calling, Can You Do Me A Favor?

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  • Published: 02 October 2019
  • It turns out politicians aren't the only ones receiving problematic calls from the President of the United States. #Colbert #LSSC #ColdOpens

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Comments • 307

  • Str8edgejon
    Str8edgejon  9 hours back

    Trump: I need you to help me out Mr. Sof ucking re tar Ted. Can I count on support helping to find dirt on the Biden's?

    *Hears Echo*

    Secret Service agent 1: Sir did he just really call himself looking for!

    S.S.A.2: Shhhhh!! yeah yeah he did it's his typical Tuesday. Now everyone serious question.

    When do we start the Auction for THIS Goldmine of who gets to report this call FIRST?

    • Dano Duncan
      Dano Duncan  6 days back

      ya... that's pretty much it america... :|

      • Golden Empress
        Golden Empress  7 days back

        It's Donald.
        Who?
        President Trump.
        Oh yes.
        How's the gators?
        We've got crocodiles.
        I didn't know that they were different.
        They are.
        Can you do me favor?
        It depends. I heard you need a moat.
        Can you do it?
        IS THAT HOW YOU ARE DRAINING THE SWAMP BY REMOVING THE ALLIGATORS AND PLACING 0T0HEM BY THE WALL?
        Mmmm. He read my mind.
        Do you have transportation gear to move the gators?
        I will check.
        Call you right back....IMPEACHMENT is coming and I don't want to miss it. I heard it goes by fast!
        Ok Mr.President.

        • joe
          joe  1 weeks back

          Rick Perry’s wife phone rings - Hello, this Donald Trump, can you do me a favor, I need some dirt on your husband”. Mrs Perry, “ok Donald, what will you do for me”? Donald, “I have control of lots and lots of bigly tax payers money that I can have Mike Pounce wire to your personal checking account right now”.

          • Marcos Torrani
            Marcos Torrani  1 weeks back

            Ohhhhhhhh humdy humdy borka borka!!!!! Love you guys.

            • Glenn Ratcliffe
              Glenn Ratcliffe  1 weeks back

              FFS totally think he's a cnut (reverse the n & u) but this just makes us think all Americans are shall we say.... Compliance

              • Dante Monte
                Dante Monte  1 weeks back

                Everyone visualize the trumpster being impeached and going to Prison.
                Visualize with feeling. Visualization with feeling works!
                May ALL the trumps go away forever!

                • Dante Monte
                  Dante Monte  1 weeks back

                  Hilarious.
                  Maybe, he can call—Pepe’ Le Pèw!

                  • Lauden Clear
                    Lauden Clear  1 weeks back

                    i'd like to go to Sweden.

                    • SpSot
                      SpSot  12 hours back

                      Last summer I went to Finland.

                  • Mace Maylion
                    Mace Maylion  1 weeks back

                    haha I loved it

                    • Old Man Mercenary
                      Old Man Mercenary  1 weeks back

                      If Donald Trump calls 411...I WANT THE TAPES...(buh ha ha ha..Southern Comfort)

                      • abh15funk
                        abh15funk  1 weeks back

                        Oh God ! This reminds me of my dream of the previous night where Donald Trump was partying with me and a bunch of people at some illegal street joint and later in the dream some cops try to bust me, him and others. I get so scared in my dream that eventually I wake up and feel Thankful that it was a just a dream ! 😧 👈😅😂😆

                        • Lisa Ennist
                          Lisa Ennist  1 weeks back

                          😆🤣😆🤣

                          • Natalie Rose
                            Natalie Rose  1 weeks back

                            The Swedish Chef...I haven't laughed that hard all week. Thank you so much.

                            • Mitchell Rose
                              Mitchell Rose  1 weeks back

                              The Monster that Limbaugh built with his evil bias and complaining flapping tongue. A great servant of Satan.

                              • Kansa City Shuffle
                                Kansa City Shuffle  2 weeks back

                                Didn’t know john bolton was Swedish.

                                • caty moonlight
                                  caty moonlight  2 weeks back

                                  You should make all countrys of the world xdd with no in their native languages xddd

                                  • Nathan Goldsmith
                                    Nathan Goldsmith  2 weeks back

                                    Lmao!😄😄

                                    • Justa Dragn
                                      Justa Dragn  2 weeks back

                                      Always knew the Swedish Chef was a genius.

                                      • Jaunty Hat Society
                                        Jaunty Hat Society  2 weeks back

                                        OMG...the Swedish Chef. I can't breathe

                                        • Beeble Brox
                                          Beeble Brox  2 weeks back

                                          The Swedish Chef! 👏👏👏

                                          • Skullduggery Smiles
                                            Skullduggery Smiles  2 weeks back

                                            The only reason the orange moron is in the news is because he was left money. Otherwise he would be the idiot who lived up the road you avoided at all cost.

                                            • S Li
                                              S Li  2 weeks back

                                              (0:48) Wait a puppet chef in Sweden hung
                                              up on Donald Trump. Thats really bad.🤣

                                              • Kazi_du
                                                Kazi_du  2 weeks back

                                                Which movie is the second scene with Aniston, can anyone help? Movie name?

                                                • David Handley
                                                  David Handley  2 weeks back

                                                  All Australians, repeat ALL AUSTRALIANS think that Donald Trump is a cheap conman and has the intellect of a 4 year old.

                                                  • Yvonne Myers
                                                    Yvonne Myers  2 weeks back

                                                    😂🤣😂🤣

                                                    • hyou zan ren
                                                      hyou zan ren  2 weeks back

                                                      Now what kind of safety measures did Boeing skip to maximize profit over safety this time?

                                                      • tayyeba najib
                                                        tayyeba najib  2 weeks back

                                                        Swedish Chef had the best response

                                                        • The Angry Intellect
                                                          The Angry Intellect  2 weeks back

                                                          Hah.

                                                          • ABEZETHIBOU
                                                            ABEZETHIBOU  2 weeks back

                                                            what's so funny about this?? is the trump is watching this!

                                                            • Pamela Davis
                                                              Pamela Davis  2 weeks back

                                                              He should be on unpaid leave while inquiry is in process

                                                              • Damian Bowyer
                                                                Damian Bowyer  2 weeks back

                                                                Tee Hee.

                                                                • Roy Vas
                                                                  Roy Vas  2 weeks back

                                                                  The last is killing me..

                                                                  • Tullima Murphy
                                                                    Tullima Murphy  2 weeks back

                                                                    RUBBISH!

                                                                    • shadowmergence
                                                                      shadowmergence  2 weeks back

                                                                      C'mon! Swedish Chef totally would have thrown that clam shell cell phone into a pot...

                                                                      • Fauler Perfektionist
                                                                        Fauler Perfektionist  2 weeks back

                                                                        Has Trump considered calling in this favor from _Fox and Friends?_

                                                                        • J A
                                                                          J A  2 weeks back

                                                                          0:37 Thought this was Stranger Things for a second!

                                                                          • BizarreObscure
                                                                            BizarreObscure  2 weeks back

                                                                            why are the Americans not using their civil right to overthrow a corrupt government? Your constitution allows you to wear arms for THAT purpose specificly... but its easier to fight for the right to carry a weapon, rather then to excersize the resposebillity that right of carrying a weapon gives you. Greatest Country in the world? Biggest cowards in the world you mean. Only thing the US is best as are shootings.... Make use of it and shoot those you SHOULD! It isnt as if you object interfering with violance in other countries to replace governments... Apply it to yourself this time and go kill yourselves over there please.

                                                                            • Edward Blair
                                                                              Edward Blair  2 weeks back

                                                                              Here is the full Swedish Chef video: https://youtu.be/B7UmUX68KtE

                                                                              • Toby Richards
                                                                                Toby Richards  2 weeks back

                                                                                There's not evn an audience 99% of the time the banter is fake is hell we all see throw it all

                                                                                • Toby Richards
                                                                                  Toby Richards  2 weeks back

                                                                                  Omg man the whole world is bord with ur rants talking str8 out lies and bullshit about trump and no1 belevs a word the famous people bulshit don't work no more we all see throw it all

                                                                                  • koofdome
                                                                                    koofdome  2 weeks back

                                                                                    Imagine this all being joe Biden with the inside dirty business but you think it's trump lol. Dam can't imagine being that ignorant

                                                                                    • dmcloren
                                                                                      dmcloren  2 weeks back

                                                                                      I thought I saw a chicken on the White House lawn.

                                                                                      • James Billy
                                                                                        James Billy  2 weeks back

                                                                                        It's saddened.

                                                                                        • Sandra Tibbetts
                                                                                          Sandra Tibbetts  2 weeks back

                                                                                          Hell NO from Canada!

                                                                                          • Indigo Wolf
                                                                                            Indigo Wolf  2 weeks back

                                                                                            😅😅😅😅😅

                                                                                            • Olga Rhodes
                                                                                              Olga Rhodes  2 weeks back

                                                                                              🐍🍊🐍🍊🐍🍊🐍🍊🐍

                                                                                              • darkstar2874
                                                                                                darkstar2874  2 weeks back

                                                                                                I don’t recognize the first clip. Leprechaun and The Muppets sure but the other one... 🤷‍♂️