Candy - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts


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  • boobbob 00
    boobbob 00  1 days back

    Wheres more pergatony

    • Rocket Copter
      Rocket Copter  2 days back

      Honestly the daughter sounds like a character from BFB

      • I Like Food
        I Like Food  2 days back

        I expected them to make a swedish fish joke

        • FULOMATIC
          FULOMATIC  3 days back

          I don't know what I just saw

          I just know that I love it

          • Super Sans
            Super Sans  3 days back

            Lunk is the new lonk

            • Cabo Vitor
              Cabo Vitor  3 days back

              And thats why i think that spank your children should be a way of teach your kid to not be spoiled brat

              • Braden Mitchell
                Braden Mitchell  3 days back

                0:53 I thought her mom and dad's minds went AWOL!

                1:05 And as it turns out...

                • Ntxoo Thoj
                  Ntxoo Thoj  4 days back

                  Lunk in steriods

                  • That Josh
                    That Josh  5 days back

                    That ain’t Link...

                    That’s *C H A I N*

                    • Mariano jr Salazar orellana

                      " Look candy!"

                      "Yes, dear."

                      • mAgIK sHrEk
                        mAgIK sHrEk  5 days back

                        Just let them die and be free!

                        This is a joke dont take it seriously

                        • Darch
                          Darch  5 days back

                          Chip chapley has a child? ... And they don't have a mustache?

                          • Jeffrey Murray
                            Jeffrey Murray  5 days back

                            Wtf just happened

                            • Computist40
                              Computist40  5 days back

                              and she turns into a fish, WHAT?!

                              • BiG OoF
                                BiG OoF  5 days back

                                Man now I wanna see what happens for goosebumps oh gee oh my

                                • xXAnonymousXx
                                  xXAnonymousXx  5 days back

                                  I can't watch VrV because I'm in Australia

                                  • Brendan Shannon
                                    Brendan Shannon  5 days back

                                    Did she say goosebump? I hated those books when I was a kid

                                    • Kyler Qiu
                                      Kyler Qiu  5 days back

                                      *l u n k*

                                      • HIFLY
                                        HIFLY  6 days back

                                        Do you ever feel bad you make a 96 second long video with 42 seconds of actual content and the rest are just ads?

                                        • shaafi ahmed
                                          shaafi ahmed  6 days back

                                          Just give her up for adoption look how many money she making you spend literally look at the cart 🛒 🍬 🍭 it’s full of dat

                                          • Brenden P. Peraza
                                            Brenden P. Peraza  6 days back

                                            Ya but fish can breath air like we do they just dehydrate

                                            • Nerdy Alien
                                              Nerdy Alien  1 weeks back

                                              Hey atleast you don't have a super saiyan for a daughter now THAT is a nightmare

                                              • Levi McKinney-Best
                                                Levi McKinney-Best  1 weeks back

                                                when she turned into a fish i was like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?

                                                • storiesofthedark
                                                  storiesofthedark  1 weeks back

                                                  I'd rather them hold their breath than scream in public tbh

                                                  • malina lungu
                                                    malina lungu  1 weeks back

                                                    One Question Cyanide & Happiness,Is VRV a Paid Website or a Free Website?

                                                    • Fireember345
                                                      Fireember345  1 weeks back

                                                      Bring a fishbowl next time and keep her in it until she behaves

                                                      • Pikablue769 Animations
                                                        Pikablue769 Animations  1 weeks back

                                                        … what?

                                                        • Trinston Michaels
                                                          Trinston Michaels  1 weeks back

                                                          trinston was here

                                                          • R e w i n d i n g
                                                            R e w i n d i n g  1 weeks back

                                                            Trish like fish

                                                            • Ardent Drops
                                                              Ardent Drops  1 weeks back

                                                              When the ad is as long as the video is and it plays first. This is why I unsubscribed. I don't know why I thought it would be different now.

                                                              • Hachem Malek
                                                                Hachem Malek  1 weeks back

                                                                Yay lunk

                                                                • sansic
                                                                  sansic  1 weeks back

                                                                  Quagmire toilet

                                                                  • Ranie Lopez
                                                                    Ranie Lopez  1 weeks back

                                                                    Damnit Blossom/Bubbles.

                                                                    • Sebek Livi
                                                                      Sebek Livi  1 weeks back

                                                                      I not catching that

                                                                      • BlockyShapes
                                                                        BlockyShapes  1 weeks back

                                                                        I wanna see Purgatony again

                                                                        • Cool_Adrian7 Gaming
                                                                          Cool_Adrian7 Gaming  1 weeks back

                                                                          Yes, *give her diabetes.*

                                                                          • Ice bear
                                                                            Ice bear  1 weeks back

                                                                            Dont u hate it when ur animorph daughter turns herself into a fish and suffocates herself until she gets what she wants? I bet this happens to all parents this is definately a common problem. right?

                                                                            • w_R Andrs
                                                                              w_R Andrs  1 weeks back

                                                                              If anything, that little brat needs to be thrown back into the ocean...

                                                                              • 24isthebestracecar
                                                                                24isthebestracecar  1 weeks back

                                                                                They should have Had a guy in the back that said I have candy pointing at a white van

                                                                                • anthony
                                                                                  anthony  1 weeks back

                                                                                  I loved the animorph series! I read all the book 100 times over as a kid

                                                                                  • I'M A CHICKEN NUGGET
                                                                                    I'M A CHICKEN NUGGET  1 weeks back

                                                                                    *Press E to launch the little shit*

                                                                                    • PhantomOrb
                                                                                      PhantomOrb  1 weeks back

                                                                                      Cool references...

                                                                                      • Aleem Khokhar
                                                                                        Aleem Khokhar  1 weeks back

                                                                                        Give her the ol’ good Asian slap

                                                                                        • The Cereal Guy
                                                                                          The Cereal Guy  2 weeks back


                                                                                          • Dumb Stuff
                                                                                            Dumb Stuff  2 weeks back

                                                                                            If I was the mother of that kid, I would have slapped her so hard she flew across the market.

                                                                                            • Moonflower
                                                                                              Moonflower  2 weeks back

                                                                                              Darn you animorfs

                                                                                              • *icy* -hot-
                                                                                                *icy* -hot-  2 weeks back

                                                                                                Is this one of the down sides of my hero academia world?