Everything Wrong With The Dark Crystal

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  • Gacha DilOo
    Gacha DilOo  14 hours back

    This was super funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this should of been called "me making fun of the dark crystal 15 minutes straight"

    • Dreamingmagic
      Dreamingmagic  2 days back

      1. They're called Urskeks
      2. They're from a different world
      3. They entranced mother Aughra with tales of the universe
      4. Only the land around the castle of the crystal is depleted
      5. That purple electricity is the darkening that skekSo (the old emperor) would control

      • SOULESSGAMER!! GAMERR,

        Attention Cinemasins! I have returned from a 2 month research mission to discover which truely came about first, the Dream fast or the mind-meld, tis taken me many many moons to decypher the cryptic answer hidden away in the deepest, darkest pits of Oogle And Wakii (Gotta watch out for Copy rihht infringement) I have discovered that the mind meld was first introduced in the episode "Daggers of the mind" which came out in November 3rd 1966. The Dark crystal originated in 1982! So you're comment about Henson may infact be somewhat accurate! (Damn, what a waste of 2 months,oh well!!) -Soulless

        • Dylan W.
          Dylan W.  4 days back

          AUGHRA WAS NOT VOICED BY FRANK OZ. ONLY PUPPETEERED. She was voiced by Billie Whitelaw. Most characters in this movie had a puppeteer, a hand performer, and a voice actor, and they were all different people.

          • Armoured Raptor
            Armoured Raptor  5 days back

            DONT SAY IT

            • Alex Rosprim
              Alex Rosprim  1 weeks back

              This is the worst movie I’ve ever seen. Because one, the nightmarish puppets, two, the plot makes no sense, and three, “hMmMmMmM”

              • Леонард Рейн

                - May I be your toy?
                - Of course not, you're a boy.


                (just random Weena Morloch fan passing through)

                • Elladór
                  Elladór  1 weeks back

                  The prequel is actually good tho...

                  • Centennial Maniac
                    Centennial Maniac  1 weeks back

                    I think Last jedi got the whole mind connection hand touch idea from this movie

                    • Miranda l journey a.k.a stupid hooman

                      that's a very nekkkid skises

                      • AishaVonFossen
                        AishaVonFossen  2 weeks back

                        "Man, just for the sets and puppeteering, I'm taking 2 sins off this bitch right now."
                        I died. ROFL!!! :D

                        • Brittany Vest
                          Brittany Vest  2 weeks back

                          Why is this the one thing I seek out on YT? Oh yeah...bc it's the best and obvious thing!

                          • Purple Serpent
                            Purple Serpent  2 weeks back

                            "Fizgig!" oh thank Christ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

                            • Dodo
                              Dodo  2 weeks back

                              +1 for the Star Trek battle music!

                              • God emperor Of mankind
                                God emperor Of mankind  2 weeks back

                                i foakeing haet gefilingingings

                                • StarWars Catz
                                  StarWars Catz  3 weeks back

                                  Anyone else here from Odd1sout?

                                  • Glaceon Snowflake
                                    Glaceon Snowflake  3 weeks back

                                    Peacock noises

                                    • Amy Valentine
                                      Amy Valentine  3 weeks back

                                      "Why does only one Skeksis make the whale noises?" 😂😂

                                      • Waasy N
                                        Waasy N  3 weeks back

                                        how could there be something wrong with a jim henson movie

                                        • Peter Elfman
                                          Peter Elfman  3 weeks back

                                          This was laugh-out-loud funny, one of your better entries. One tiny note, Frank Oz was only Aughra's puppeteer, Billy Whitelaw provided her voice.

                                          • JusticeGraceful
                                            JusticeGraceful  3 weeks back

                                            So they put powerful gemstones together and made everyone die? Well at least now we know where Thanos got the idea.

                                            • Luke Perrish
                                              Luke Perrish  3 weeks back

                                              Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm good ol‘ chamberlain....

                                              • A Robert
                                                A Robert  3 weeks back

                                                When he insulted the land striders ugliness and called them porcupine grasshopper walrus faced camel things, I just lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣 they have always been my fave characters but that insult was hilarious

                                                • Lunarwolf Girl
                                                  Lunarwolf Girl  4 weeks back

                                                  I also died when he mentioned John and Yoko

                                                  • Lunarwolf Girl
                                                    Lunarwolf Girl  4 weeks back

                                                    Did anyone notice he called Jen Steven Tyler as in STEVEN TYLER OF AEROSMITH

                                                    • The Anafront
                                                      The Anafront  4 weeks back

                                                      *_T h a t s o n e n e k k i d s k e k s i s_*

                                                      • Jack Wilson
                                                        Jack Wilson  4 weeks back

                                                        For fuck sake please do shark boy and lava girl

                                                        • Robert Laws
                                                          Robert Laws  4 weeks back

                                                          I'm startn' to think that you done plagiarized someone

                                                          • Miranda l journey a.k.a stupid hooman

                                                            Anyone like this movie? ✋👸✋

                                                            • MasterOfRavens
                                                              MasterOfRavens  4 weeks back

                                                              I’m pretty sure they can’t close their eyes, the Crystal is too powerful. Even in Age of Resistance(spoilers), Mira wasn’t able to look away

                                                              • AshJustAsh
                                                                AshJustAsh  4 weeks back

                                                                oh goodie

                                                                • Christian Tejada
                                                                  Christian Tejada  4 weeks back

                                                                  Whole watching this video. You sound like Jim Henson or a light Kermit the frog. This video is too funny

                                                                  • Mad Monarchist
                                                                    Mad Monarchist  4 weeks back

                                                                    Oh for the day Americans elect a Democrat but the Republican wins the popular vote and all the videos from 2016-20 bitching about the Electoral College will be assumed to be made by a sudden upsurge of radical right wing movie nerds...

                                                                    • Garbage Time Videos
                                                                      Garbage Time Videos  4 weeks back

                                                                      The skeksis are an anti being of the other things. When one dies the other thing dies too

                                                                      • Evil Toad
                                                                        Evil Toad  4 weeks back

                                                                        So apparently Jeremy would fuck Kira if given the chance

                                                                        • Anubis Drako
                                                                          Anubis Drako  4 weeks back

                                                                          Aren't the battle things in the never ending story 2?

                                                                          • Patrick
                                                                            Patrick  4 weeks back

                                                                            Well, the "Trial By Stone"is a symbolic affair referencing the cracking of the Crystal. The winner is the one who breaks off the biggest piece(which the Garthim Master/new Emperor does by breaking the whole top half off.)


                                                                            The Skeksis don't kill each other, most likely because there are so few(confirmed by the show).


                                                                            The "land was green and good"where the Skeksis castle was, not across the whole planet.


                                                                            The Garthim that attack the Podling village are a different group and not directly looking for Jen. Then when they try to grab him, the Chamberlain stops them.


                                                                            The Mystics are "chill"because all the will and forcefulness went into their Skeksis halfs. Thats one of the reasons the Mystics didn't just kill themselves to end the Skeksis power.


                                                                            Also, lmao at the "Black Panther"line during the end bit. XD

                                                                            • jim p
                                                                              jim p  4 weeks back

                                                                              you monster, The Dark Crystal is a friggin MASTERPIECE!!!!!

                                                                              • Sarah Adayla
                                                                                Sarah Adayla  4 weeks back

                                                                                2:28-2:42 Been drinking again have we?

                                                                                • CESSKAR
                                                                                  CESSKAR  4 weeks back

                                                                                  Everything right with the Chamberlain whimpers.

                                                                                  • Jojo W.
                                                                                    Jojo W.  4 weeks back

                                                                                    god jen sounds like such an 80s anime protagonist

                                                                                    • PatisserieBoy
                                                                                      PatisserieBoy  4 weeks back

                                                                                      "duh duh duh duhhhh"... skip

                                                                                      • Memorabilia
                                                                                        Memorabilia  4 weeks back

                                                                                        Did he try to sound like kermit on purpose or is it just me

                                                                                        • Potato Angle and I do a lil bit more

                                                                                          Look the dark crystal is great your wrong

                                                                                          • lolipopgore pineapple
                                                                                            lolipopgore pineapple  1 months back

                                                                                            Oh god

                                                                                            • LEO C.
                                                                                              LEO C.  1 months back

                                                                                              2:31 Wait, what's the reference, here ?

                                                                                              • Erik Rosenblum
                                                                                                Erik Rosenblum  1 months back

                                                                                                3:35 Frank Oz actually only puppeteered Aughra, not voiced. Ding!

                                                                                                • The Traveling Psycho Ward

                                                                                                  Tis guy sounds like kermit hating on the dark crystal... Would make some sence tough haha