Republicans Stick To The Party Line: 'The President Was Joking' About China

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  • Published: 08 October 2019
  • After the President went on live television and appealed to China to investigate Joe Biden, his defenders in the Republican Party insisted Trump was just kidding around. #Colbert #LSSC #Monologue

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  • Steven
    Steven  2 hours back

    Yeah and Stephen Colbert should stick to talking about LOTR.

    • #FDT
      #FDT  3 hours back

      Fdt is so retarded. Its hilarious 😂

      • tehnemox
        tehnemox  11 hours back

        Wait. I just realized...holy shit, Trump actually gave a time frame when claiming he had the lowest unemployment in 51 years...he usually just claims whatever he does is the best "ever" or a vague "in a long time" - and he seemed clear when he said it. So either he finally learn to read teleprompters properly amd they had the info, or he is so nervous about the impeachment he actually gave a time frame rather than his usual hyperbole.

        • Ted M
          Ted M  15 hours back

          That's a good impression of Bill Clinton

          • Elaine Teut
            Elaine Teut  16 hours back

            I think it is funny when the Democrats talk about Republicans toeing the party line. What in the blazes do the Democrats do? Hollywood, all the late night so called comedians, a large majority of the newspapers,ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, CNN all fall right in line with the Democrat talking points. A survey was done and 90% of the media vote Democrat, so. . .

            • Neil Dahlgaard-Sigsworth
              Neil Dahlgaard-Sigsworth  22 hours back

              God, Zippy's put on weight since leaving Rainbow. Is he still in a relationship with George the Pink Hippo?

              • Chris Paschal
                Chris Paschal  1 days back

                Sad. Pathetic. Embarrassing. We have a moron in the Oval Office, obviously!

                • Enda Rochford
                  Enda Rochford  1 days back

                  Sorry Trump, you're the only one calling American produce good. Europe doesn't want your chlorinated chicken or hormone laced beef.

                  • fanatamon
                    fanatamon  1 days back

                    What a joke.

                    • aoeu256
                      aoeu256  2 days back

                      A lot of you seem very negative of Trump... but guess how he got voted in? Yeah, weak republican candidates, voted in by dumb Americans because the Democrats had very bad candidates like Hilary Clinton. Maybe, Democracy doesn't always work...

                      • winkle bird
                        winkle bird  2 days back

                        I love Jon ok

                        • ClareBearPhD
                          ClareBearPhD  2 days back

                          Is no one aware of the rape allegations against Neil Degrass Tyson?

                          • Thomas Panto
                            Thomas Panto  2 days back

                            Trumps LYING ACCUSATIONS in 2019 are no more believable as those in 2016.

                            • saudizahqan
                              saudizahqan  2 days back

                              Zippy in informal arabic means: (dick)
                              So every arabs when heard the president of USA said where is my zippy? they fell down to earth whith loud laughs... and wonder where did he lost it? and to whom? or whom stole it?

                              • Joe Oats
                                Joe Oats  2 days back

                                Why do people think the economy has anything to do with the current president? It’s a reflection of the previous president.

                                • jon
                                  jon  2 days back

                                  Didn't he get some flak for saying Trump was Putin's cock holster?

                                  • Norm alice
                                    Norm alice  2 days back

                                    Breaking the law as a joke is still breaking the law..

                                    • Noelle With an E
                                      Noelle With an E  3 days back

                                      Zippy is his actual imaginary friend.

                                      • Beverly Vinson
                                        Beverly Vinson  3 days back

                                        This trump IS A JOKE ..BUT NOT IN A GOOD WAY!! .

                                        • ManDevil
                                          ManDevil  3 days back

                                          I think that guy got the nickname "Zippy" running to deliver the Pearl Harbor news to Roosevelt.

                                          • Cowboy
                                            Cowboy  3 days back

                                            Trump was calling out to this man like his calling his pet lol

                                            • BlackEpyon
                                              BlackEpyon  4 days back

                                              I did not have sexual relations with that woman.... I wanted to...

                                              • piggyroo100
                                                piggyroo100  4 days back

                                                Bread and circuses

                                                • MidlifePrices
                                                  MidlifePrices  4 days back

                                                  Jon Batiste detracts from your show.

                                                  • Mac
                                                    Mac  4 days back

                                                    Every time dump reads a prepared speech I just want to throw up. He's not just a criminal, he's an embarrassing criminal.

                                                    • Byron Harrell
                                                      Byron Harrell  4 days back

                                                      He's the orange version of Mr. Creosote

                                                      • Matthew Huszarik
                                                        Matthew Huszarik  4 days back

                                                        Except they had already contacted China about investigating the Biden’s. Hard to claim it is a joke when you already broached the subject with China.

                                                        • shin chan
                                                          shin chan  4 days back

                                                          Hmmm wonder why steph won't make fun of china and nba? Too sensitive or something else $$?

                                                          • Issaf 80
                                                            Issaf 80  4 days back

                                                            Well ..zippy in arabic means my d#@k .

                                                            • Lameisha Blue
                                                              Lameisha Blue  4 days back

                                                              😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

                                                              • James Smithe
                                                                James Smithe  4 days back

                                                                So when dead Kurds who faithfully allied themselves with America to fight ISIS are scattered across the landscape and no one will ever, ever trust America again, Republicans will say he was just joking about withdrawing American troops from Turkey.

                                                                • tenacious645
                                                                  tenacious645  4 days back

                                                                  Right cause Trump is a fucking comedian. He's not the president or anything.

                                                                  • ytg50162011
                                                                    ytg50162011  4 days back

                                                                    It is true. Leftists can't process humor or irony. all they have is Intersectional Identity hatred.

                                                                    • Lee Trott
                                                                      Lee Trott  4 days back

                                                                      He actually said "Where's my Zippy?" amazing....

                                                                      • Zenithx3
                                                                        Zenithx3  4 days back

                                                                        Batiste is not even remotely funny. Just irritating AF. He needs to be fired.

                                                                        • David DeLaney
                                                                          David DeLaney  4 days back

                                                                          and the list of names concludes with, of course, "Fuckface von Clownstick".

                                                                          --Dave, "... Jr."

                                                                          • divinekiwi2012
                                                                            divinekiwi2012  4 days back

                                                                            God does it ever end, or is this just to keep the night show hosts talking and the 45th in the worlds eye, there is a free world out here that is so fucking over this,...Dot Dot Dot... sort it out America ...Dot Dot Dot..for fuck sake or our sake..please..thank you

                                                                            • Irving Kurlinski
                                                                              Irving Kurlinski  4 days back

                                                                              I'm glad someone else is mentioning Trumps behavior as being juvenile. He is and has always been a rich, spoiled, punk.

                                                                              • David Kowalsky
                                                                                David Kowalsky  4 days back

                                                                                Where is my Zippy? LMAO!

                                                                                • Scion of Madness
                                                                                  Scion of Madness  4 days back

                                                                                  2:20 HOW DO YOU MISS THE TRUMP STEAK JOKE!?

                                                                                  • Mo Awn
                                                                                    Mo Awn  4 days back

                                                                                    I am non American and confused, is Trump is planting evidence against Hunter Biden in Ukraine or China? or is he investigating valid corruption, because if its proven its the latter than Steve and other Dems would have secured Trump relection

                                                                                    • Alexander Campbell
                                                                                      Alexander Campbell  4 days back

                                                                                      Late Show With Stephen Colbert AND "Trunp Says, "You Can't Impeach A President For Having A Great Ec9n9my & Low Employment.". Well, the Republicans Did So With Clinton Over 20 Years Ago"

                                                                                      • Nuka Dash
                                                                                        Nuka Dash  4 days back

                                                                                        I loved trump looking for zippy that was funny

                                                                                        • john mcclure
                                                                                          john mcclure  5 days back

                                                                                          A few places you should watch your use of humour.
                                                                                          1. At the airport. Avoid jokes about bombs, guns, hijacking, etc.
                                                                                          2. When testifying. Stick to the truth and nothing but the truth. Kidding around is not generally approved by the judge.
                                                                                          3. When giving a press conference claiming your innocence. Don't then jokingly commit the same crime that you are accused of.

                                                                                          • dave d
                                                                                            dave d  5 days back

                                                                                            *IG HOROWITZ REPORT OUT IN NINE DAYS*  --  Details FISA abuse by Obama Admin  --  *"AS THICK AS A PHONE BOOK"*   THIS is what the phony "impeachment" circus is trying to *DISTRACT FROM.*  Also, Special Counsel John Durham *MASSIVELY EXPANDS* his probe into the fake "Russia Collusion Hoax".   He now has Rod Rosenstein and Robert Mueller in his crosshairs for *CRIMINAL PROSECUTION.*    Popcorn time, y'all!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                                                            • dave d
                                                                                              dave d  3 days back

                                                                                              @Josefine Heiss I remember yesterday when I reported to you leftwingers that the "whistleblower" WORKED for Biden. You all told me to "take your meds" and that I was "bat-shit crazy". Now EVERYONE is reporting it. It's remarkable to us on the Right how your Media has taught you to *RUN AWAY FROM ANY TRUTH YOU DON'T LIKE.* Absolutely remarkable.

                                                                                            • Josefine Heiss
                                                                                              Josefine Heiss  3 days back

                                                                                              @dave d, i hate the midnight sun too.

                                                                                            • dave d
                                                                                              dave d  3 days back

                                                                                              @Josefine Heiss The fake "whistleblower" *WORKED FOR BIDEN!!!!!! HE WENT TO UKRAINE WITH THE BIDENS!!! NOW HE''S AFRAID TO TESTIFY IN PERSON!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!*

                                                                                            • Josefine Heiss
                                                                                              Josefine Heiss  3 days back

                                                                                              I bet you have to eat everything with a spoon just so you don't get hurt.

                                                                                          • Gina Kay
                                                                                            Gina Kay  5 days back

                                                                                            OBSTRUCTOR AND THIEF

                                                                                            • Leigh M
                                                                                              Leigh M  5 days back

                                                                                              OK, is nobody else wondering why Japan would want American eggs? Every Japanese recipe that calls for raw eggs says 'don't do this outside of Japan, our eggs are different'.