REAL Pirate Food Taste Test

  • Published: 19 September 2019
  • Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's diet for we! GMM #1598
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Comments • 2 356

  • Blake Odinsson
    Blake Odinsson  6 days back

    Oh, wow, who let Pintel and Ragetti make a YouTube video?

    • -Cameron-
      -Cameron-  1 weeks back

      Arrrrggg. That was hard to watch maity

      • Alex Citante
        Alex Citante  1 weeks back

        Sam warned us

        • Robert Cozad
          Robert Cozad  1 weeks back

          Did you guys really buy that crystal skull vodka from Dan Aykroyd?

          • Jocelyn Hollman
            Jocelyn Hollman  2 weeks back

            I kept laughing to suppress the gagging

            • josie aguilar
              josie aguilar  2 weeks back

              Arrrrrrrr-okay ummm

              • Iso specs
                Iso specs  2 weeks back

                Treasure planet was the best movie ever as a kid

                • Mysterious Girl
                  Mysterious Girl  2 weeks back

                  Anyone remember when MatPat ate part of a belt?

                  • DIFFY NoVa
                    DIFFY NoVa  2 weeks back

                    Parlay? Let's fight about that? Lol

                    • Burner Account
                      Burner Account  2 weeks back

                      Yay cannibalism! Gmm is occult.

                      • Joe Moody
                        Joe Moody  2 weeks back

                        Weenies. I’d eat a eyeball no problem

                        • Dylan Whitson
                          Dylan Whitson  2 weeks back

                          I love pirates and I love mythicality

                          • Nysia Martin
                            Nysia Martin  2 weeks back

                            Dis anyone else sit and stare at Rhett’s riri shirt the entire video? No? Just me? Okay 👌🏽

                            • Sierra  Douglas
                              Sierra Douglas  3 weeks back

                              I stan Rhett's shirt❤

                              • Dumb and Dumber Dunkin donut

                                I love that they're cussing more

                                • nour mohammad
                                  nour mohammad  3 weeks back

                                  Is this the point where I say that we stuff pigeons and eat them? And they're very delicious.

                                  • Glass Dragon
                                    Glass Dragon  1 months back

                                    So it's actually, Pirate Food from FICTIONAL movies, based on loose understandings of REAL historical Pirates?

                                    • Gerald GawlikJr
                                      Gerald GawlikJr  1 months back

                                      Who drank the vodka that was in the skull?🤔

                                      • Dante Jones
                                        Dante Jones  1 months back

                                        "Oh.. look at that.. we've had a workplace accident... *CHANGE THE SIGN* "

                                        • Jesus Christ
                                          Jesus Christ  1 months back

                                          why is rhett wearing a rihanna tshirt

                                          • Ct-3524 skyhigh
                                            Ct-3524 skyhigh  1 months back

                                            Puke on the barby

                                            • Dark_RNGesus
                                              Dark_RNGesus  1 months back

                                              wanst the eyeball and accident in the movie and not actually part of the stew?

                                              • Angelo Mastri
                                                Angelo Mastri  1 months back

                                                What, no hard tack?

                                                • Can blasian’s say The n word

                                                  Ri ri is wearing a re re shirt

                                                  • Loge Dev
                                                    Loge Dev  1 months back

                                                    Next Vid: rett and link try soylent green.

                                                    • Lukas Gauvreau
                                                      Lukas Gauvreau  1 months back

                                                      “Come on! Do your job!” 🤣
                                                      Takes a bite-🤢🤮

                                                      • Alina Blaise
                                                        Alina Blaise  1 months back

                                                        “it’s not that bad, i think i could do people” oh rhett you have a way with words :,)

                                                        • Taylor Pulliam
                                                          Taylor Pulliam  1 months back

                                                          That shirt 😂😍

                                                          • Chris Topher
                                                            Chris Topher  1 months back

                                                            Need the shirt tbh

                                                            • Steven Martinez
                                                              Steven Martinez  1 months back

                                                              If Beavis and Butthead were pirates!

                                                              • Niko Tallman
                                                                Niko Tallman  1 months back


                                                                • Dr.Castor
                                                                  Dr.Castor  1 months back

                                                                  Who else know the mighty tale of mad-captain Tom?

                                                                  • Madison Webster
                                                                    Madison Webster  1 months back

                                                                    Silver would be saddened if he heard that his "old family recipe" was rejected by two YouTube celebrities.😢

                                                                    • Cole Thompson
                                                                      Cole Thompson  1 months back

                                                                      Looked like gumbo

                                                                      • MichealTheFox
                                                                        MichealTheFox  1 months back

                                                                        We now know that Rhett can do people

                                                                        • TSN_RiceMan
                                                                          TSN_RiceMan  1 months back

                                                                          6:28 I thought this was kid friendly

                                                                          • Chern69
                                                                            Chern69  1 months back

                                                                            Rhett, did you lose a bet and have to wear your daughters shirt?

                                                                            • kingkobra
                                                                              kingkobra  1 months back

                                                                              Crystal Skull Vodka bottle

                                                                              • Shifttube
                                                                                Shifttube  1 months back


                                                                                • Natsu Dragneel
                                                                                  Natsu Dragneel  1 months back

                                                                                  Hearing Rhett swear caught my attention faster than Captain Hook loses

                                                                                  • Natsu Dragneel
                                                                                    Natsu Dragneel  1 months back

                                                                                    Who else was expecting real pirate food? Not stuff from the movies

                                                                                    I was ready to see them attempt to eat hardtack covered in weevils

                                                                                    • Natsu Dragneel
                                                                                      Natsu Dragneel  1 months back

                                                                                      Where is the weevil covered hardtack

                                                                                      • 410Cole PYRO
                                                                                        410Cole PYRO  2 months back

                                                                                        Thank you guys for reference seen treasure planet so many people forget about that great movie

                                                                                        • Nikki Gasparovic
                                                                                          Nikki Gasparovic  2 months back

                                                                                          Shoutout to my city of Pittsburgh though ☠️❤️

                                                                                          • Ricky Kimbrough
                                                                                            Ricky Kimbrough  2 months back

                                                                                            damn he mentioned bit torrent awesome

                                                                                            • Julia Henwood
                                                                                              Julia Henwood  2 months back

                                                                                              What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
                                                                                              I, I, R, and the seven C’s!

                                                                                              • Madmouse 101
                                                                                                Madmouse 101  2 months back

                                                                                                I laugh at your pain as I eat regular pork stew

                                                                                                • Andrew Maximus
                                                                                                  Andrew Maximus  2 months back

                                                                                                  "I downloaded it from BitTorrent"

                                                                                                  Is that a freaking PirateBay reference???