A week in the life of John Cena

  • Published: 10 December 2018
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    As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and had accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

    In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replased with the “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

    Governments will enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

    Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

    By the 4th year, people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

    During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be droped from vords kontaining “ou”. After ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a real sensible riten styl.

    Zer vil be no more trubl or difikultis and evrirun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a United Urop vil finaly kum tru.

    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

    If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

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Comments • 24 368

  • Kajal Barot
    Kajal Barot  5 hours back


    • Bobbi Smyth
      Bobbi Smyth  6 hours back

      Imagine Joana being ur tutor

      • BTNLOCO
        BTNLOCO  11 hours back

        Her dad is Steve Kerr

        • BTNLOCO
          BTNLOCO  11 hours back

          Shrek + Optimus prime = shreckimus shrime

          • Ienzio _
            Ienzio _  13 hours back

            You're school starts at 9 and ends at 3?? And you have time to go home and take a nap for lunch?? That's literally two hours shorter then mine and I get like 15-20 minutes to eat wtf, how is this fair

            • Boy Wonder
              Boy Wonder  2 days back

              You're special lol

              • Chris Thickest Lips
                Chris Thickest Lips  2 days back

                im still waiting for john’s avocado cookbook

                • Aja Enyi
                  Aja Enyi  3 days back

                  Why are you always coughing?

                  • Princess Naica
                    Princess Naica  3 days back

                    From Philippines.

                    My routine every single school day. Woke up 5:15 to take a shower. I'm sleepy so I shower slowly I'm done at 5 45 or 5 40 then eat do whatever leave at 6 30.

                    Monday and Thursday we get off school at 4:10
                    Wednesday 3:10
                    Tuesday and Friday 5:10

                    Yes we go to school until those hours😊. H. E. L. L

                    • younghoho suh
                      younghoho suh  3 days back

                      she's a mess but like a healthy mess? i stan

                      • loulou dag
                        loulou dag  4 days back

                        I was confused when she didn’t eat avocado tortilla for breakfast

                        • Lé Bob Ross
                          Lé Bob Ross  4 days back

                          See in the good ole US of A we get 25 minutes for lunch

                          • GamingStyle
                            GamingStyle  4 days back

                            Everyone sub I want to see the making 3 million cookies

                            • Ackerman Yuki
                              Ackerman Yuki  4 days back

                              i'm new here but i'd like to know if there is any video where she talks about why she quite like is it like those dark anime backstories

                              • Marley Palmer
                                Marley Palmer  5 days back

                                Lol I’m literally so obsessed with your mini microphone I went to chapters and got my own

                                • leka lovón
                                  leka lovón  5 days back

                                  pls marrie me

                                  • Megan currie
                                    Megan currie  5 days back

                                    I would love to see you and your family eat a big fat greasy cheeseburger!!!

                                    • N Kar
                                      N Kar  5 days back

                                      ohhhh, you're a kumon tutor. I would recognize that blue anywhere

                                      • tabassum khan
                                        tabassum khan  6 days back

                                        When billie talked about losing her avacados, she was talking about joana

                                        • Abbi Elizabeth
                                          Abbi Elizabeth  6 days back

                                          I have to leave my house at 7 just for school. My lunch is also 20 minutes.

                                          God bless America 🙃

                                          • Dragana Mizdrak
                                            Dragana Mizdrak  6 days back

                                            Billie eilish :I LOVE avocados

                                            Joana:I am the avocado 🥑🥑🥑

                                            • Leah Marie
                                              Leah Marie  6 days back

                                              Time to get home, eat, do homework, nap and drive back during lunch? Lucky

                                              • ging3rdragon
                                                ging3rdragon  7 days back

                                                Fun week 👍

                                                • Saida Minatozaki
                                                  Saida Minatozaki  1 weeks back

                                                  Would you rather drink a pizza or eat a milk?

                                                  • Soph1e
                                                    Soph1e  1 weeks back

                                                    I truly love you so much you really lighten up my day your so funny and beautiful at the same time LOL anyway I just really lover your personality and your humor best wishes 💕 also I have to watch back. All your vids cause Ive seen all your vids already and when I see a new one I literally jump out of my skin:;((•﹏•๑)));:🌟-Sophie-love your girl. 🐙

                                                    • Emo Tiger cat
                                                      Emo Tiger cat  1 weeks back

                                                      *puts John cena on papper


                                                      • Meghan Bradley
                                                        Meghan Bradley  1 weeks back

                                                        The beginning always gets me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

                                                        • Cösmo Echøs
                                                          Cösmo Echøs  1 weeks back

                                                          Am i the only one that pronounces wednesday WED-NES-DAY so i can spell it correctly?? Cuz I spell it like whensday UwU

                                                          • Gabriella Poulton
                                                            Gabriella Poulton  1 weeks back

                                                            *And on Wednesdays we wear a pink IT band*

                                                            • Hiatt Purcell
                                                              Hiatt Purcell  1 weeks back

                                                              sometimes i just do a bunch of blow and watch these videos at 2x speed. get real hyped up.

                                                              • Jenson Blight
                                                                Jenson Blight  1 weeks back

                                                                Ahhh yes, the time before John cena went through a midlife crisis and cut her hair shorter with craft scissors, then bleached it. Oh god

                                                                • Esra Uysal
                                                                  Esra Uysal  1 weeks back

                                                                  For Euro English you can use the letter "ş" for "sh" sound and "ç" for "ch" sound. Thats gonna make the words even shorter. Thats how we do in turkish :)

                                                                  • Sophia Daunis
                                                                    Sophia Daunis  1 weeks back

                                                                    im in middle school and i have to wake up at 5am and get on the bus at 6:25am

                                                                    • Oree4Three
                                                                      Oree4Three  7 days back

                                                                      Yeah life is unfair. Her mom literally drove her everywhere she wanted to go lol even her tutoring job
                                                                      i know how you feel but you wont remember the bad parts of school once youre finished, good luck

                                                                  • Huddythings
                                                                    Huddythings  1 weeks back

                                                                    I live 8 minutes away from my house so I skip math because my teacher is really nice and he just catches me up on quiz days why everyone works

                                                                    • Ansley Jayde
                                                                      Ansley Jayde  1 weeks back

                                                                      Okay let’s be real....*the subtitles are the best part*

                                                                      • Sonali Prasad
                                                                        Sonali Prasad  1 weeks back

                                                                        Which city does she live in??

                                                                        • THICC potato
                                                                          THICC potato  2 weeks back

                                                                          6:18 EXCUSE ME

                                                                          • immortal pigeon
                                                                            immortal pigeon  2 weeks back

                                                                            *_you should call your fans cenaers or sinners same pronunciation_*
                                                                            yes sí,
                                                                            -whats my name again? Oh yeah its alferonzo and im the ripe age of 264!

                                                                            • Zhishen Ding
                                                                              Zhishen Ding  2 weeks back

                                                                              Eating healthy food, exercising like crazy, having a loving mother who drives you everywhere all the time and even complaining about having too much gravy on your sandwich...... What a wonderful life.

                                                                              • B r o k e n
                                                                                B r o k e n  2 weeks back

                                                                                your name is John cena? man you're lucky to have such a bootiful
                                                                                name :,)

                                                                                • elaine murphy
                                                                                  elaine murphy  2 weeks back

                                                                                  i used to start school at 8:40 but now i start at 8:25 :(

                                                                                  • Deepti N
                                                                                    Deepti N  2 weeks back

                                                                                    i searched "john cena" and this came up

                                                                                    • water :/
                                                                                      water :/  2 weeks back

                                                                                      10:33 *good morning*

                                                                                      • - Vkook Animations -
                                                                                        - Vkook Animations -  2 weeks back

                                                                                        my life is like this but I do softball practice for 5 hours, have a 5-minute break and do a game wheeze

                                                                                        • Gillian Bremicker
                                                                                          Gillian Bremicker  2 weeks back

                                                                                          Read the descriptionnnnnnn

                                                                                          • f r e e s i a
                                                                                            f r e e s i a  2 weeks back

                                                                                            joana: *wakes up at 6:30am*
                                                                                            me: *goes to school at 6:30am*

                                                                                            • Rainbow Cynicist
                                                                                              Rainbow Cynicist  2 weeks back

                                                                                              I'm trying to imagine only being sick for a few days and not two weeks and it's just not happening

                                                                                              • unitatoe1savior???????????

                                                                                                HHOW DO U EAT WHITHOUT GETTING FAT PLEASE SHARE