r/TalesFromThePizzaGuy - YOU DID WHAT!??


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  • Michael Jensen
    Michael Jensen  14 hours back

    Its worse here. If you go in a certain part of town random women will get in your car and make you pay them to get out of it.

    • Adriana Tomic
      Adriana Tomic  1 days back

      Pizza Capricciosa is my favorite ^_^

      • tadweird 17
        tadweird 17  2 days back

        My favorite pizza is a good amount of tomato sauce, extra cheese, black olives, pepperoni, American bacon, and cheese-stuffed crust. * Homer drool *

        • Rose M
          Rose M  2 days back

          tldr: long live Pizza King!!!! sorry wrong video.
          My favorite pizza is lite to no sauce with ham & mushrooms extra cheese. I can't remember how or why this came to be. The little one (niece & nephews) loves pizza & we don't get to see them that much so we do we order them some. At first I would have to get a small or medium pizza for myself. Will now I have to get a large or extra large n I have to get my slices first & fast because if not it'll be gone. My family (dad & brother)hates to order, even if it's: online, in person or by phone (I am the ordering Queen, still am) I would get a small or medium pizza made my way because nephew's n niece where to young to finish any pizzas that where made for them.Now I have to remember to get the bigger one's. So what was my favorite & only my favorite pizza is now the family favorite.
          tldr:WISE!!!!!!!!! I kept my mouth shut, went to family not wanting to try my favorite to it being the family's favorite.

          • baosia
            baosia  2 days back

            I've accidentally picked up a hitchhiker once, speaking of people opening other peoples cars... The fault was kind of mine there though. I was delivering the morning paper in the outskirts of a suburb and I was heading out on the countryside, just stopping to put a paper in the last mailbox on the edge of town when suddenly my backdoor opens. A perfectly sober and polite young man says "Thanks for stopping. I missed the last bus so I had just resigned to walking home. It's a three hour walk!" and by now I'm feeling stupid because of course it looked to him like I stopped to pick him up. I tried to cover up by saying "Sure man, but I'm not sure we're heading the same way. I'm working so I thought I'd check where you're going at least." I took him a bit further down the road, probably shaving at least an hour off his walk before we parted ways.

            • TheConfusedVampire
              TheConfusedVampire  2 days back

              My favorite pizza is onion pizza. Yes, just cheese and onions. My friends also think I am gross, but, at least it's not pineapple, so, I'm not a total monster. XD As far as drunk people trying to break into moving cars, my dad was trying to kill my mom.

              • The Pokemon Masters
                The Pokemon Masters  2 days back

                Ideal pizza ham and bacon pizza

                • Kristofer Baehr
                  Kristofer Baehr  3 days back

                  Super Supreme, with jalapeños instead of mushrooms, extra cheese, and stuffed crust.

                  • Funtime Gecko
                    Funtime Gecko  3 days back

                    R/ tales from geckos

                    • Alexander Gregory
                      Alexander Gregory  3 days back

                      This happened Halloween night in 2016. Me and my ex were out early. Like 5 am. We were barely able to see due to it being cold as fck. Then... the scariest thing I've ever seen happened. A bloody woman who was clearly drunk ran in front of our car. We nearly hit her. She ran around trying every door while we were panicking. Our back door (driver side) had a busted lock. She climbs in and starts begging for a ride home. Luckily it was only about a block away. (No joke we lived three houses from her destination) when we arrived she was sobbing. Another woman came out and escorted her into the house. We left and called the police to due a welfare check. It turns out her and her boyfriend had been out drinking when she ran out of money for more drinks. He beat her pretty bad. And there ya go. An abridged version of my scariest encounter with a drunk person.

                      • CreepypastaPudding
                        CreepypastaPudding  3 days back

                        My favorite pizza is a sort of greek pizza a place near where I grew up makes. Haven't had it for years but I miss it.

                        • Kamryn Gray
                          Kamryn Gray  4 days back

                          Once when I was in highschool I made a pan of lemon squares in home economics class I had just pulled them out and was still holding them. Some jerkwad came up behind me and screamed and I dropped the pan. It was a sad day. :(

                          • dajumpy
                            dajumpy  4 days back

                            oh gosh, is this actually voicey or did he get kidnapped? im so used to the voicey here in the past years

                            • insane 717
                              insane 717  4 days back

                              either pineapple (i know i know, you guys will roast me like gordon Ramsey on master chef, i dont care)

                              or BBQ and chicken pizza is what i prefer

                              • tadweird 17
                                tadweird 17  2 days back

                                BBQ chicken pizza is really good.

                            • Todd Riverden
                              Todd Riverden  4 days back

                              Triple sausage and double mushroom. Heaven.

                              • zionna pool
                                zionna pool  4 days back

                                7:13 *Sans* :you want to have a *Bad* *Time*

                                • Little Miss Duckling The Pikachu Fan

                                  Watching this while I wait for my pizza 👌

                                  Edit 4:27pm Sept.13.2019: got my pizza

                                  • Sarah
                                    Sarah  4 days back

                                    When I first started working at a bakery, I accidentally pushed two huge pies off the glass display case. My coworkers and boss were chill about it and one girl said she'd take one of the pies home even though half of it was lost on the shelves. At least they didn't go to waste

                                    • Christine
                                      Christine  4 days back

                                      My favorite pizza is an abomination to society... I love ordering a bbq sauce with beef, red onion, and pineapple from pizza hut.

                                      • MaeljinRajah
                                        MaeljinRajah  4 days back

                                        Hawaian with jalapenos

                                        • Eternal Sailor Hufflepuff

                                          My mom once made my cousin a 3D Barney cake for her birthday. If you've ever seen Cake Boss you'll have an idea the size of it. The head was sculpted out of rice crispy treats and covered in fondant. It was about the size of a basketball, and supported by 5 wooden skewers which are very thin. We went to bed and when we woke up next morning my brother went to get my mom and told her that Barney's head fell off. We went to the kitchen and it was pretty disconcerting to see a headless Barney. We were able to put on new fondant and reattach the head with no problems. To avoid the head falling off again we left it off until we got to the party. My cousin was very happy and everything worked out great.

                                          • Otaku Boi Bucky
                                            Otaku Boi Bucky  4 days back

                                            Ham and pineapple 👌

                                            • unicorn power squad
                                              unicorn power squad  4 days back

                                              stawh pu
                                              Read this in a mirror to understand this 🤩🤯😎🙀

                                              • Bee Whistler
                                                Bee Whistler  4 days back

                                                Ham and pineapple is one of my favorites. Not sure what's with all the drama about it. There are a lot of weird foods in the world. Get over it.

                                                Also, once I was heading out in my car at around sunset and didn't notice the headlights weren't on. Every freaking time I take it to a mechanic or let my husband drive it they turn off the headlights instead of leaving it on automatic, which I prefer because I'm very forgetful and because we live in a populated area with lots of lights and everything is usually so well lit that you don't even realize your lights aren't on.

                                                So I was sitting at the light just down the street and this knobbly old lady toddles out of the Circle K parking lot in the dark to slam on the hood of my car and scream at me to turn on my lights. Then she went after another car who didn't have theirs on yet, either. Just stomping through the traffic like some invincible avenging angel. Crazy old bat. I would have appreciated the heads up but I don't appreciate the bitchiness.

                                                • Hano H
                                                  Hano H  4 days back

                                                  Nah i am an arab and a teacher and believe me neither my brother nor dad care or want to know which school i work at. As long as they know the location they can't care less about the name. My older brother has been a teacher as well for 15 years and not once have i cared where he works

                                                  • King Bismark
                                                    King Bismark  4 days back

                                                    My ideal pizza is super simple, thin crust with pepperoni and bacon.

                                                    • Cheesyfox Lover
                                                      Cheesyfox Lover  4 days back

                                                      I really like cheese, pickle ,chicken and mushroom pizza with no sauce

                                                      • Rosie Schooley
                                                        Rosie Schooley  4 days back

                                                        I have been a subscriber for quite a while and had quite enjoyed the videos until recently. Is the new narrator a permanent change? I would appreciate knowing before any more unpleasant surprises. Thank you for your time.

                                                        • WickidOne666
                                                          WickidOne666  4 days back

                                                          my Pizza of choice is Sausage, Bacon, Mushroom, Ham & Pineapple Deep Dish with Light sauce

                                                          • General Obi Wan Kenobi

                                                            That middle eastern "accent" sounded nothing like a middle eastern accent. It sounded like a thick Russian accent. lol

                                                            • Butterfly Hakuno
                                                              Butterfly Hakuno  5 days back

                                                              the excuse of the wholesome story was funny. cracking up over it

                                                              • M3r1inAthraw3s NoLastName

                                                                Taco pizza

                                                                • Alice Davis
                                                                  Alice Davis  5 days back

                                                                  I love white pizza with mushrooms and banana peppers which is just no red sauce and a mix of cheese. 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

                                                                  • Arianne Wingard
                                                                    Arianne Wingard  5 days back

                                                                    My pizza would be Pepperoni bacon, sundrid tomatoes and sausage

                                                                    • potaterjim
                                                                      potaterjim  5 days back

                                                                      Oh my god, the little kid and the pizza broke my heart in half

                                                                      • Angel Flores
                                                                        Angel Flores  5 days back

                                                                        My ideal pizza is pineapple pepperoni

                                                                        • Sasoro Haruno
                                                                          Sasoro Haruno  5 days back

                                                                          Not gonna lie, this dude low-key kinda sounds like Shuichi Saihara from Danganronpa V3.
                                                                          Which is incredibly amusing to imagine him as the pizza people of the stories.

                                                                          • Neko-kun 1906
                                                                            Neko-kun 1906  5 days back

                                                                            We have very slippery plates at home. We got bacon pizza for me and brother and a white sauce with chicken pizza for mom. My brother was in a Siege competitive match so he doesn’t have to get his game interrupted, I got him his pizza. So I’m about to get there when I mean just a bit and the pizza slips and falls topping first. He still took it.

                                                                            • laura guyette
                                                                              laura guyette  5 days back

                                                                              love the jeep store

                                                                              • KannieKosplay yes
                                                                                KannieKosplay yes  5 days back

                                                                                some have good experiences with their Barbie Jeeps, I had a bad experience but it wasn't Pizza Man related nor was it my jeep ^^;;

                                                                                • Axl Pelkey
                                                                                  Axl Pelkey  5 days back

                                                                                  Mushroom sausage and pepperoni

                                                                                  • SANS
                                                                                    SANS  5 days back


                                                                                    and that bad time is from me

                                                                                    • asiadramafan89
                                                                                      asiadramafan89  5 days back

                                                                                      There was a time I got a fever cause I didn’t get my flu shot so I had to stay home. I was resting when I heard noises coming from the bathroom, go to open the door, and see a pair of hands trying to climb up the window. I said hi (cause I was really delirious at this point) and talked to this teenager for a couple of minutes. He claimed that he saw someone enter my house and he was just climbing in to check it was safe. He left after, I called the police and made a report. Never saw him again.

                                                                                      • Joseph Torres
                                                                                        Joseph Torres  5 days back

                                                                                        My favorite pizza is a Papa Murphy's 5 meat stuffed, hold the ham, add salami, onion, green onion, and garlic (especially roasted garlic, albeit that premium isn't always available).

                                                                                        • Alice Willoughby
                                                                                          Alice Willoughby  5 days back

                                                                                          12:41 - The hell with the money; the KID could easily be taken!

                                                                                          • Alice Willoughby
                                                                                            Alice Willoughby  5 days back

                                                                                            The jeep story is adorable!

                                                                                            • Kenneth Pruett
                                                                                              Kenneth Pruett  5 days back

                                                                                              Hear me out: Large thin crust Chicken, bacon, black olive, onion and pineapple. Wait 20-30 minutes after order arrives if delivery if carry out wait 45 minutes to eat. Give time for the flavor toppings to kind of blend. This is the only way I eat pineapple on a pizza.

                                                                                              • Carrie Franklin
                                                                                                Carrie Franklin  5 days back

                                                                                                I like hand-tossed crust, light sauce, extra cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms, black olives, and I like it well done. If my husband and I are sharing a pizza, it's thick crust, light sauce, cheese, and with either ham and pineapple or sausage and ground beef.