Come with me to a swim meet

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  • Published: 11 March 2019
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    Imagine you are in your kitchen. You want to get a glass of water, so you grab a cup, and open your freezer. You take out your ice tray, and dump a few pieces of ice intro your cup, but a singular piece of ice falls over the side of your cup and plugs to the floor. Since there was no one else in the kitchen, you kick the piece of ice under the freezer and get on with your life.






    But what happened to that piece of ice?


    You may think it melted and evaporated, but it indeed did not. That ice cube started a cult sub-freezer. Once it was able to create a portal to another dimension, it found more of its kind and is currently planning an attack. But don’t tell them I told you.

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    With love,

    Jeorge Clooney
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Comments • 22 043

  • lalalauren
    lalalauren  4 months back

    For other curious American swimmers: her 200 free was a 2:01 converted and the 100 was a 56 converted :)

    • Eyal Ohana
      Eyal Ohana  23 hours back

      Holy shit you’re so swimmm never stop swimming girl you will be amazing

    • Michelle Ko
      Michelle Ko  1 days back

      Sophie Loerke I wasn’t referring to your comment

    • Sophie Loerke
      Sophie Loerke  6 days back

      Michelle Ko no that’s not what I meant at all! I meant it like those are really good times, especially for not training year round (being on club) she’s got real talent!

    • Michelle Ko
      Michelle Ko  6 days back

      Marcela Sangasy just because you’re faster doesn’t mean you have to put others down :)

    • Sophie Loerke
      Sophie Loerke  2 weeks back

      That’s actually hella good

  • Chicken Tenders
    Chicken Tenders  3 hours back

    Omg ughhhh gives me ANXIETY watching that because I remember my freshman swim meet and having to compete I HATED it I didn’t want to but i had no choice and I accidentally backstrokes to another girls lane!! Never joined the swim team again you are a very brave one indeed I salute you soldier

    • Mounisha Nidadavolu
      Mounisha Nidadavolu  5 hours back

      The thumbnail gives me LIFE!!!!!

      • Grant Studios
        Grant Studios  5 hours back

        make more swim meet videos plz

        • limors
          limors  9 hours back

          10:14 pppft fine

          • Elxiyrl #9
            Elxiyrl #9  21 hours back

            Nice, I am my team's 500 swimmer

            • Cash money
              Cash money  23 hours back

              i think erins thermo is a bit off

              • Haleigh George
                Haleigh George  2 days back

                6:35 she looks like eleven (stranger things)

                • Fluffy The Hamster :3
                  Fluffy The Hamster :3  2 days back

                  Please tell me... where did you get those crocks? I NEED THEM IN MY LIFE

                  • Jennifer Rodriguez
                    Jennifer Rodriguez  2 days back

                    Nervous eating I get.
                    Nervous pooping... I also understand 🤣

                    • Lily Schuller
                      Lily Schuller  2 days back

                      i have a swim meet tomorrow 😂😬😳

                      • jeon jungkookie
                        jeon jungkookie  2 days back

                        I do this too for track invitationals... I never knew going to school when it's dark out is weird

                        • TexanGirl Girl
                          TexanGirl Girl  2 days back

                          Off brand Emma chamberlain XD

                          • Borlunddahl
                            Borlunddahl  2 days back

                            I love you so Munch

                            • lua -
                              lua -  3 days back

                              youtube recommends me joana's videos
                              me, opening the video already laughing my ass off: JLSNSLAJSLAJSLKALA iloveherJSKANOSNSLAK

                              • @TYLR
                                @TYLR  3 days back

                                Hahahaha just got recommended this and this betch is hilarious. Thank you!

                                • Bethany Mead
                                  Bethany Mead  3 days back

                                  When she hit her head at 7:50 I can’t even-

                                  • Navya Raj
                                    Navya Raj  3 days back

                                    How are you good at EVERYTHINGG??

                                    • Liiinc
                                      Liiinc  3 days back

                                      oh wow. im on the swim team and i practically melt on a 100 freestyle :(

                                      • Caelan Okinaga
                                        Caelan Okinaga  4 days back

                                        Dude you eat nothing!!!!!! Im a swimmer and water polo player and Im severely underweight and I eat like 3× as much as you

                                        • Chilled_ Meme
                                          Chilled_ Meme  4 days back

                                          Sending you a paypal of my anger.
                                          Ain’t nobody finna insult my anger!

                                          • Lyvia Walden
                                            Lyvia Walden  4 days back

                                            I am so surprised that she said hungry instead of ravenous

                                            • Michelle Gould
                                              Michelle Gould  4 days back

                                              wait was this short course or long course and yards or meters

                                              • MyLifeAsAlexander
                                                MyLifeAsAlexander  4 days back

                                                YES ONTARIO CANADA QUEEENSSS

                                                • Rayalene
                                                  Rayalene  4 days back

                                                  My god im sooooo impressed with joanas time aaaaa i wish i was that fast too :(((

                                                  • Harlow Kleffner
                                                    Harlow Kleffner  4 days back

                                                    anyone else watching in september 2019 and thinking about how her hair is actually brown

                                                    • Shaquille Oatmeal
                                                      Shaquille Oatmeal  4 days back

                                                      Oh my god you do way too much in a week.

                                                      • I'm just NYX now uwu
                                                        I'm just NYX now uwu  4 days back

                                                        *insert Nicki Minaj Roman holiday hyperventilating noises*

                                                        • Vu Du
                                                          Vu Du  5 days back

                                                          Joana: “come with me to the swim meet”

                                                          Me: no

                                                          *watches the entire video*

                                                          • Addicorn Playz
                                                            Addicorn Playz  5 days back

                                                            Swim team gang

                                                            • Kailey Nicc
                                                              Kailey Nicc  5 days back

                                                              All that circle swimming!!

                                                              • Audrey Belch
                                                                Audrey Belch  5 days back

                                                                Who is here in September 2019?

                                                                • Kristyn Anne
                                                                  Kristyn Anne  5 days back

                                                                  i love how she published this on my birthday

                                                                  • JEB's LSG
                                                                    JEB's LSG  5 days back

                                                                    check out my youtube channel

                                                                    • peachii life
                                                                      peachii life  5 days back

                                                                      This wa filmed on my bday

                                                                      • Jodi Lee
                                                                        Jodi Lee  5 days back

                                                                        Wait why did Joana do an extra lap

                                                                        • ging3rdragon
                                                                          ging3rdragon  6 days back

                                                                          👍 🏊‍♂️

                                                                          • Macy Moonlight
                                                                            Macy Moonlight  6 days back

                                                                            I love your spicy crocks and I want them

                                                                            • Clare The Bear
                                                                              Clare The Bear  6 days back

                                                                              If you are 108 f or higher than you are pretty much dead

                                                                              • Parallel Reaper
                                                                                Parallel Reaper  6 days back

                                                                                do another one

                                                                                • renske willemsen
                                                                                  renske willemsen  6 days back

                                                                                  Pleaseeeeee make more swimming vidsssssss

                                                                                  • Alyshea Lee
                                                                                    Alyshea Lee  6 days back

                                                                                    I’m literally subbing cuz of the fact that u swim and I can relate so much

                                                                                    • Alyshea Lee
                                                                                      Alyshea Lee  6 days back

                                                                                      Omg I relate soo much with the race swim costumes, why can’t they be easy to put on??? 😫

                                                                                      • Jazzy Studios
                                                                                        Jazzy Studios  6 days back

                                                                                        I am the cytoplasm of the cell

                                                                                        • A B
                                                                                          A B  6 days back

                                                                                          I do nervous pooping as well,AND I HATE IT!

                                                                                          • Rocktopus306
                                                                                            Rocktopus306  6 days back

                                                                                            Your expansive vocabulary and fiery love for carbs make you quite loveable. haha Subscribed!

                                                                                            • Lex Jo Queen of Eggs
                                                                                              Lex Jo Queen of Eggs  7 days back

                                                                                              Ooh I just noticed that it’s says March 4th my birthday

                                                                                              • Lucy Morrison
                                                                                                Lucy Morrison  7 days back

                                                                                                i had a swim meet yesterday and it was hardddd