1 MILLION COOKIES FOR MY 1 MILLION SUBSCRIBBLERS

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  • Published: 14 October 2018
  • JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461

    I think I should come out with a confession.

    Most of you saw this coming.

    This has been a rumour for weeks. Like the wind whispering past the oak trees in the green, misty forest.

    Yes, I bought all my subscribers.

    If there are comments on this video, it is because there is a bug in the system that made you self aware AND I AM NOT OKAY WITH THAT. I WILL BE CALLING THE WEED SHORTLY.

    Just kidding. Honestly, if you think I am buying subscribers, you can suck my RIGHT toe sideways at a 13 degree angle.

    Instagram: instagram.com/eits_joana/
    twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana
    email: [email protected]
    cameo: apparently some of you will pay me to give you videos of me screaming for 3 hours non stop, so I will be figuring out how this new website works asap.

    Sub count: 1, 050, 101

    And once again, you guys are the best and I love you so much. This has truly been a blessing and I hope I can still do this for years to come. Love you all,

    jojo cediwa
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  • Indie_Punk_Rock
    Indie_Punk_Rock  4 hours back

    It’s almost time to make 3 mil cookies Joana!

    • soph.1
      soph.1  2 days back

      now she’s like 100,000 subs away from 3 million

      • Fiona :0 :3
        Fiona :0 :3  3 days back

        In a year u get 2m subs

        • IWillEat YouOnCamera
          IWillEat YouOnCamera  3 days back

          I swear 7:55 should have been the thumbnail

          • It's Luna
            It's Luna  4 days back

            Joana's first subscribbler must feel like a god

            • It's Luna
              It's Luna  4 days back

              Joana is so close to getting 3 million

              • Uklea1
                Uklea1  4 days back

                Ma che schifo!C'ha tossito sopra?Ma chi Γ¨ questa?πŸ€”
                Come li ha raggiunti 1ml di iscritti?!?!?πŸ€”

                • Tran Thi Thu
                  Tran Thi Thu  4 days back

                  bEsT sUbTiTlEs EvEr

                  • Piccione. Viaggiatore
                    Piccione. Viaggiatore  5 days back

                    Surry "faccio 2milioni di biscotti su Minecraft"
                    Joana "faccio 1milione di biscotti in real life"

                    • Just Your Average Retard

                      6:12 I would laugh so hard if some druggo was following the cookie tutorial and put actual cocaine lol

                      • StormyTiger
                        StormyTiger  6 days back

                        12 shaggy hours later LEAFY FLASH BACKS

                        • Maksim Simonov
                          Maksim Simonov  6 days back

                          Omg i have that mini microphone

                          • Julie Virues
                            Julie Virues  7 days back

                            *youngblood by 5SOS in the background* yas girl

                            • γ€Œ mim 」
                              γ€Œ mim 」  7 days back

                              joana: there was flour all over the floor, i have to vacuum it up
                              also joana: *vacuums counters instead*

                              • ging3rdragon
                                ging3rdragon  7 days back

                                Yumm cookies πŸͺπŸ‘

                                • Harlie Ashworth
                                  Harlie Ashworth  7 days back

                                  I love your channel and I started watching you last nightπŸ˜‚β™‘

                                  • Asian Star
                                    Asian Star  7 days back

                                    4:59 my birthday is on September 10th

                                    • Ms daisy rose pet Channel

                                      Nice microphone

                                      • TafficoGacha
                                        TafficoGacha  1 weeks back

                                        It took me 4 years to get 100 subs πŸ˜‚

                                        • ola EspaΓ±ol
                                          ola EspaΓ±ol  1 weeks back

                                          11months ago: 1mil.
                                          Now: almost 3 mil

                                          • BoBosChy
                                            BoBosChy  1 weeks back

                                            #surry

                                            • Υ°Ξ±Ε—lΙ›Ι›Ζž

                                              πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

                                              • Kara Fowlie
                                                Kara Fowlie  1 weeks back

                                                Anyone watching when she almost has 3 million subs

                                                • zelis elif
                                                  zelis elif  1 weeks back

                                                  1:50


                                                  What do i.smell

                                                  *snifs*

                                                  Childhood?

                                                  • Elda
                                                    Elda  1 weeks back

                                                    holy shit this was a year ago and she grew almost 2 more million subs gurl tell me watcha doing

                                                    • Lasse Lillegaard
                                                      Lasse Lillegaard  1 weeks back

                                                      you are not funny

                                                      • II_ Glooby
                                                        II_ Glooby  1 weeks back

                                                        0:17 lmaoo

                                                        • Anjelika Mamasalieva
                                                          Anjelika Mamasalieva  1 weeks back

                                                          ΠšΠ°Ρ€Π°ΠΌΠ±Π°-_-

                                                          • Krazy Kara
                                                            Krazy Kara  1 weeks back

                                                            I has subscribed

                                                            • Tiller the clout chaser

                                                              Are we just going to ignore the fact that she’s wearing a vtech watch

                                                              • Kioko Guanrin
                                                                Kioko Guanrin  1 weeks back

                                                                I’m literally watching this when she’s almost at 3 million

                                                                • toxichoney
                                                                  toxichoney  1 weeks back

                                                                  0:44 *W H A T I S T H A T S O N G ?*

                                                                  • natsuki kawaii
                                                                    natsuki kawaii  1 weeks back

                                                                    Girl you re an angel πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

                                                                    • Chicken Lover B ;P
                                                                      Chicken Lover B ;P  1 weeks back

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                                                                      • Adrina Angel
                                                                        Adrina Angel  1 weeks back

                                                                        With Captions its funny

                                                                        • Cheezy Puffs
                                                                          Cheezy Puffs  1 weeks back

                                                                          Off brand Emma chamberlain

                                                                          • heYitZ hannah
                                                                            heYitZ hannah  1 weeks back

                                                                            I’m so ready for 3 million

                                                                            • Autunm Production
                                                                              Autunm Production  1 weeks back

                                                                              0:18 I am triggered

                                                                              • Khadijah Kauser
                                                                                Khadijah Kauser  1 weeks back

                                                                                You copied mrbeast

                                                                                • Osh The Oshawott
                                                                                  Osh The Oshawott  1 weeks back

                                                                                  Why was I recommended this by YouTube?

                                                                                  • anais
                                                                                    anais  1 weeks back

                                                                                    yay

                                                                                    • Medi Cal
                                                                                      Medi Cal  1 weeks back

                                                                                      Am I the only one who noticed Joana scratching her buttocks at 04:35 and again at 05:14???

                                                                                      • GamerGirl Playz
                                                                                        GamerGirl Playz  1 weeks back

                                                                                        I have no idea, why this was in my recommendations XD

                                                                                        • Gaming With Rayne
                                                                                          Gaming With Rayne  1 weeks back

                                                                                          Love the captionsπŸ˜‚β€οΈ

                                                                                          • ღ Mei ღ
                                                                                            ღ Mei ღ  1 weeks back

                                                                                            I don’t even have 100 :( oof

                                                                                            • stΓΈrmyedits
                                                                                              stΓΈrmyedits  1 weeks back

                                                                                              more cookies? *please*